Pulled from our tracker: 31 May, Sun, 15:56:20Yahoo:fakeguide dog covers I know you’ll probably never see this, Mr. anonymous search douche, but raaar! If you’re doing what I think you are, you can eat a bag of hell. Ok, now that I’ve got my rage out of the way, I’ll try and form a more …
Monthly Archives: May 2009
We’ll Direct You To Jail
Jesus! Don’t ask for directions in Baltimore, or certainly don’t ask for directions from the police. If you do, you might get arrested. Also, your car will get taken to the impound lot and left there with the windows down so people can steal stuff out of it. but wait, there’s more! You will spend …
I Am A Rock, I am Naked
Oh boy. Here’s another example of a game that you shouldn’t play because you’re involving more than yourselves. Joshua Sizemore and Amanda Madison are in jail for playing a stripping game. But why would that put them in jail? Because they were throwing baseball-sized rocks at cars from above. Rocks? Stripping? How does this work? …
Honky Tonk Army?
Go ahead and click it, you know you wanna. It might come as a surprise to some of you, but I have not one bad word to say about this. I kind of expected some cooler vocal work considering what they’ve done with harmonies in the past, but this is perfectly fine and not at …
The Count Is No Balls, Several Strikes
For a while I couldn’t decide whetehr or not I wanted to post this, but I’ve come to the realization that I have to because it’s so weird and because we might not ever see something like it again. Thisis Jose Canseco yes,that Jose Canseco taking on Hong Man Choi in an MMA contest. Yes, …
Jiiiiimmmmmmyyyyyyy!
Steve’s post about train safety made me think of a youtube video I stumbled across while looking for another Play Safe ad that I wanted to find. Does anyone remember the “mean machines” ads? “they can hurt you….they can cut you…” I can’t find them anywhere. But what I found was far, far more terrifying. …
I Can’t Think Of An On The Right Track Joke That Isn’t Totally Stupid, So Here’s Your Post Title
Not sure how I feel about this one. On one hand these do gooding sons of bitches are robbing Carin and I of much future material, but on the other it sounds like a great idea, so much so in fact that I think we need a Rover the Rabbit, Penelope the Porcupine and Rosco …
She’ll Get Lots Of Bread…Bread And Water
The last one wasn’t an absolute food fight. This one is. Ava Maria Gordon, yes, that’s her name, stabbed her father during an argument over a dinner roll. A dinner roll? Seriously? Her father’s dead now, she could be in prison for life, all because of an argument over a dinner roll.
Load The dishwasher Yourself, Ya Grumpy Old Man
It isn’t quite a food fight, but it’s pretty close. Meet Joseph Frank Strauch. If he doesn’t like the way you’ve arranged dirty dishes in the dish washer, he’ll hit ya and beat ya and choke ya unconscious. He’s also been known to steal bags of groceries from other people and when they object, punch …
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Trixie’s got The Gift Of The Gab
Carin’s been doing a lot of talking about me, but I never get the keyboard. Now I’ve got it, and I’ve got stuff to say! This winter, the guy in the sky wasn’t as mean as last winter. He didn’t keep dumping white stuff on us. He did keep making it really c c c …
