I hope that after the pistol-whipping hit the news, goomba’s isn’t doing so well. those words were spoken by me in January of this year after I read the story about that guy getting tooled by the owner of a pizzeria when he complained the place got his order wrong. Well, truer words were never …
Monthly Archives: June 2009
There’s A Reason She’s Called A Guide Dog
I had a bus driver say something to me the other day that, no matter how many times I hear it, makes me raise my eyebrows. I was getting on the bus, and the driver said, “Wow, you do pretty well without that stick.” At first I just thanked him and sat down, wondering if …
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Twitter Twits
First it was walking and texting-related injuries. Now those injuries have subcategories, one of them is twinjuries, or injuries suffered while twittering. James Coleman decided he would jog and tweet, tweet and jog, and so he was jog jog joggin’ along..and then…it happened! Clonk! Head meets tree, and he heard tweets of a different kind. …
Wonder How He’s Going to Get The Cash To Pay The Fine
Mark Brittenmust have been taking notes when thestory of that guy who beat up the self-checkout machine at Home Depot after he pushed the Spanish button by accidentcame out a couple years ago. Britten was sentenced in Nottingham Crown Court to a 12 month community order and ordered to pay £200 towards his own prosecution …
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Wanna Be Stoppin’ Somethin’
Michael Jackson dies at 50 Jackson suffered cardiac arrest at his home Thursday afternoon, and paramedics were unable to revive him, according to a report in the L.A. Times. There had been recent reports that Jackson was in poor health, and his London concert series, billed as a farewell to London, was postponed by a …
>Nicky Nicky 9 Stitches
>Students at Winnipeg school assaulted for doorbell-ringing They were doing exactly what you’d figure, ringing people’s doorbells and running away. A couple of guys caught them and roughed them up a tad. Two of them were taken to hospital with minor injuries while 3 others are said to be ok. So…where’s the problem? The story …
I guess blow pops was taken…
People Pops sound like they really suck. I find it hard to swallow that nobody thought they were obscene. They mustn’t be up on what’s appropriate. They should have poled the consumer base. We wood have told them. Check out this comments thread on Weird Universe. It’ll make you laugh really hard.
Doodle Creates Doodoo
Max Yarmolinsky was charged with disorderly conduct and disturbing a school assembly. What caused this? Did he make a bomb threat? No. Did he charge through somewhere in the school with wreckless abandon? No. Did he bring a gun to school? No. Was he drunk and acting weird? Nope. What did he do. He doodled …
Democracy In Action…Or Something Like That
I’m not sure if what’s going on in this Austin, Tx City Council public hearing videois the result of bike accidents or bad drugs, but my advice to all of you is protect your heads and for God’s sake, sober up.
We’ll Let You Out Of Jail, It don’t Matter If You’re Black Or White.
Originally, I was just going to post this because of the guy’s name. Falsely released while being held for public intoxication was Richard Daniel Wines. I guess he drank a little too much of the wine. But I now have questions. He got out by saying he was a 34-year-old black man. He’s an 18-year-old …
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