>Looking Out for Your Guide Dog After You Die

>Somebody asked a good question on a list I’m on. It was originally phrased as “can you specify in your will who gets your guide dog if heaven forbid, you die suddenly?” This was quickly answered, and it was said that whether or not you have signed over ownership of the pooch, it’s your wishes …

I’m Looking Over, My Cooked dog rover, who I Left In My Hot, Hot, Car

I saw something today while I was out running errands that made me mad, so I figured I’d write it down. As I left the last place where we were going, I noticed my god, it had gotten warmer. At the same moment as I noticed that, I heard the sound of yapping dogs. I …

Dragonflies Are Faster Than A Speeding Bullet!

We’ve talked about people trying to shoot mice, but in that case, nobody was hurt. This time someone decided to shoot dragonflies, and shot his friend in the head instead. We don’t know if his buddy survived, nor was there any word on whether he managed to hit any dragonflies. Dragonflies? Seriously?

I Now Pronounce You…Prison Bitch

Here’s a marriage that’s likely doomed to fail. Sean Kelly married his room-mate’s sister. At the wedding, the booze was flowing, and apparently so were the insults between bride and groom’s families. Before it was over, 10 people were in a big old shoving match, some of them sustaining cuts and bruises. the cops were …

I Went Through The birth Canal And All I got Was This Lousy T-Shirt

Wow. I think we found the people who made the Chinese Takeout and santa panties. they’re called Cotton On Kids, and they have a whole line of baby clothing with dirty slogans. There are shirts that say things like “I’m living proof my mum is easy,” “the condom broke” and “my mommy likes it on …

Workking Concrete Canoe, That’s An Oxymoron

Student drowns while testing concrete canoe Ya think? I can’t figure out how so many people, as part of a civil engineering team, thought this was a fine idea. Concrete…canoe! Concrete…canoe! Should concrete be in a canoe? I know the guy sank because he didn’t have a lifejacket, but whatever happened to the canoe? It …

Giant Thought Motherload Comin’ In

I’ve had a few things I’ve wanted to write down, but I’ve been kinda busy and when I’ve had a second, I didn’t have the focus I wanted. Now I think I have what I need to write. Speaking of being busy, I’m still pretty busy right now, so the new template will have to …

Maybe Joe Should Get A Tattoo On His Face

Jared Rohrig sounds like quite the prize. He pretended to be his twin brother so he could get in bed with said brother’s girlfriend. When she discovered that he was not, in fact, Joe Rohrig, he pushed her back on the bed and raped her. But on top of the fact that he’s an asshole …

Up, Up And In Flames, My Lighter Fluid Balloon

Why do I get the sense that these idiot kids started out playing either kick the flaming ball or lighter fluid tag? Note to the parents of the 12-year-old: Your son is a maniac, get him some help before he kills somebody. Finally, the kids admitted to filling a water balloon with lighter fluid and …