Never Smile, Or Piss, At A Crocodile

Last Updated on: 30th January 2018, 05:46 am

Oh my. We’re so getting a fake kidnapping tag. It’s happening. Today, it’s happening.

I’m sure the first story this unknown man told about battling men who abducted him, getting shot, and getting thrown to ferocious crocodiles in Mexico was a hell of a lot more cool-sounding than what really happened which was…he drunkenly pissed in acrocodile pond, was bitten by a foot-long crocodile, fell into the water, and suffered several more nibbles from the mini-croc’s buddies. Too bad for him that the real story had to come out.

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