Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
There are a lot of ways to find someone to have sex with you, but generally speaking, calling 911 5 times to ask if somebody will because 911 is a free call and your cell phone is out of minutes so you can’t call anywhere else isn’t one of them. Hopefully whoever winds up dropping …
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I wonder if John Gill knew Joseph Vernell. They both had nasty ideas about their patients while doing an eye exam. This one seems even scarier than the last one for some reason. He took a girl into the back room of his shop because he said he wanted to give her a visual field …
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Well, it appears the cash for grades program has been given a failing grade. When the school board found out about it, they shut it down, and there may be more disciplinary action in the works. What I think is even more scary is how strongly one of the parents still wants to defend the …
Remember that old story about Travis the chimp mauling that poor woman? Well, if you didn’t, I’m sure all the Oprah coverage brought it back to memory. Amazingly enough, Charla Nash survived the attack, although she is still healing and horribly disfigured. That’s a lot of damage. She’s also suing the ass off of Sandra …
I assume this offer is valid until December 31st because that’s how long I have to claim mine, but who knows, it could be longer. All I know is that right now, if you’re a first time customer atHMV Digital,you’ll get a pin code entitling you to free songs. They’ll actually match the number of …
I figured I’d start today off with a quick plug. Guide Dog Handlers All Ways, a group of Guide Dogs for the Blind alumni who also have secondary disabilities, is holding a blog-a-thon on November 14, 2009 to raise money for GDB. From 8 a.m. eastern to 8 p.m. eastern, members will be posting everything …
I hate to end the day with another screaming rage post, but…some more wastes of space vandalized another cenotaph. Thankfully, this was just spray-paint and most of it was gone before services started. Why on earth would you spray paint a swastika on the cenotaph? I hope you enjoy going before a panel of veterans …
Looking over the years of posts, I see that we don’t usually mention much to do with Remembrance Day right on the day. So I thought I’d write something I was thinking about. I’ll never forget what happened the year I was picked to play Last Post and Reveille at our school assembly and then …
Randy Cassingham’sJumboJoke.comwill post some pretty good true stuff now and then,and today is one of those times. Somebody posted a question to the ever flowing fountain of knowledge that is Yahoo Answers asking if it’s possible to get your baby pregnant if you have sex while *you* are pregnant.Theseare a few of the best responses. …
Hot Hot Heat have finished recording their new album, Future Breeds, and have also given away 2 free tracks which you can download below.Future Breeds,JFK’s LSD. I’m not sure what to make of either of these. I want to like them and I certainly can’t say I hate either one on first listen, but there’s …
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