Elimination Chamber Picks

While I’m making predictions, here are my picks for tonight’s WWE Elimination Chamber pay-per-view. As always, I’ll post once I’ve seen the show to let you know how shitty I’m doing in the contest. I almost watched this show tonight, butthe gameis far more important. Raw Elimination Chamber – WWE Champion Sheamus vs. Triple H …

If There’s Such A Thing As A Factual Prediction, This Is It

Ok, time to throw down my prediction for tonight’s big Canada vs. USA hockey game. I’m not going to spend a whole lot of time analyzing line combinations and statistics and all that stuff, it’s been done to death by folks much more qualified than I. I’m simply going to use a little deductive reasoning …

Talk About Your Eviction Notice

Gees! I think Jimmie Lamar Richardson should choose a new line of work. The job of being a landlord is getting to him. It has to be if he would beat a tenant to death for locking himself out of his apartment. The story goes that Richard Bohannon got a little drunk and forgot his …

You Have, One, New Drug Deal In Your Mailbox

Here’s a tip. When calling your boss and leaving a voicemail, always check that you’ve hung up properly before continuing with your activities, especially if they involve making a drug deal. If you don’t, you may end up fired, just like Joseph Stankiewicz did. He claims that it’s not him on the recording, but a …

I Spy, With Your Laptop’s Little Eye…

Here come some more school tools. It appears the Lower Merion School District was all happy with itself, giving every high school student a laptop so they can have access to school resources all the time. But what Blake Robbins found out was their true motive was spying on students through an embedded webcam in …

Canada’s Last Known World War I Veteran Dies At 109

Anyone who knows me knows that I have 0 time for war. I think it’s one of the stupidest, most pointless things that humans have ever come up with. But at the same time, I also have infinite respect for those who are willing to risk their lives to fight in one. With that said, …

Go Ahead And Pay The Man. When The World Is Ours, We’ll Get Our Money Back

I have no words to describe this piece of utter legislative stupidity, but honestly, do I need any? How about I steal a few from the story, and then just let you chew on that for a while. Terrorists who want to overthrow the United States government must now register with South Carolina’s Secretary of …

Sit! Stay…In This Cell. Good Boy.

The story of Mario Duane Porter getting charged for telling a police dog to sit wasn’t much of a story, but it did make me think of a couple funny ones of my own. Back when I was a camp counsellor, long before I’d given getting a guide dog serious thought, there was this camper …

Mmmmmmmmm…Silver Medal

I’m sure that Germans everywhere are very proud of the silver medal in men’s single’s luge, but proud of the guy who won it…might have to think for a second on that one. As the story goes, the second best luger in the world was asked by photographers if they could get a picture of …