All We Wanna Do Is…Go To A Party

There was a car crash in Portland, Oregon that people won’t soon forget. Witnesses were sure that all five occupants in the overturned car were dead as doornails, or at least in really bad shape. It turns out they all had only minor injuries. Why the confusion? The five were dressed as zombies and were headed to a party. I’d love to get a description of their costumes. I guess the costumes were pretty convincing. If they made it to the party after going to the hospital, if there was a costume contest, I hope they won.

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