Here’s one for all the people who have tried to heal me. Many times, during conversations where super-religious folk tell me I can be saved, or invite me to some kind of healing service, they ask me if a braille bible exists. Well, I’m here to say the answer is yes…if you can afford it. …
Monthly Archives: October 2010
The Truth Will Send You To Jail
I guess Efe Moniedafe thought there was no way to beat a polygraph test, and thought it was best to tell the truth. So, during a job interview at US Customs, when asked about his hobbies, he said collecting child pornography was a hobby that he found fun. This raised quite a few red flags, …
That’s Hot Stuff!
Hey Steve, Wanna try out The Steak ‘n Shake mentioned in this story? Although I have a feeling it may be too late. According to the story, the Gann family, mom, dad, and their son, went out to eat there. A server asked the kid if he wanted hot sauce with his chili. He said …
Get Off The Drugs, They’re Rotting Your Brain!
So here’s a tip. If you buy some weed, and when you smoke it, you think it tastes funny, just stop smoking it. Maybe realize that you wasted that money and throw it away. But don’t call the cops and ask if they could check if it’s pot. They’ll check it for you, but even …
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Halloween Charity Dog Walk
Here’s some info about an upcoming charity dog walk put on by Guelph Animal Hospital, which just happens to be Trixie’s vet clinic. I don’t know if I’ll go or not, part of me wants to, but here’s the info for anyone else interested. Join Us! On Sunday, October 31st at 11:00am, Guelph Animal Hospital …
Push Faster! Faster!
Can you imagine witnessing this jewellery store robbery? Security camera footage shows 44-year-old Noemi Duchene and 45-year-old Luis Del Castillo arrive outside of Estate & New Jewelry late Tuesday morning with Del Castillo pushing Duchene in her wheelchair. Duchene then gets out of her chair, covers her head and upper body with a large black …
The Exploding Pen Certainly Is Mightier Than The Sword
Jessie Bauguess’s whole family sounds screwed up. What a sad bunch. It all started to unravel when Jessie Bauguess brought an exploding pen to school. His grandmother says it was a prank, but it sent a kid to the hospital with burns to his hands and fragments of the pen going into his chest and …
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A Positive Meetupdate
Woohoo, I have a positive update to the Meetup saga. Now, they want to know my system’s specs, and for some reason they want screenshots. I really don’t know what screenshots will do, but they shall have them. The last tech support dude, who I think was also the last tech support dude to do …
I Was Just Trying To Keep The Cops On Their Tows
I have to give Oneil N. Swaby a few points for creativity, and I also have to wonder how it is that more people haven’t thought ofthis.And yes, because it’s kind of stupid is a fair answer. According to a release from Hillside police Lt. Vincent Ricciardi, Oneil N. Swaby, 21, first tried to steal …
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I’m Just Passing On What I’ve Read, So Please, Don’t Shank The Messenger
I really appreciate it when people like Faribah Maradiaga make my job here easy for me. I say I appreciate her because if I just launch straight into the mockery I might get myselfstabbed,much like her anger management classmate. Maradiaga walked into a classroom on the Bellevue College campus, where a court services agency rents …
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