Last Updated on: 21st November 2013, 02:06 pm
I’m gonna cry. Seriously. Gonna lay down my head and cry.
We try to write intelligent things on Twitter and on the blog, and between us, Steve and I have 250 followers or so. But a bunch of birds pecking on a bacon fat-covered keyboard get 2654 followers. Whyyyyy?
I’m telling you, it’s like the whole million monkeys at a million typewriters thing. A dude in Latvia covered a keyboard in bacon fat, attached a webcam to it, and left it out for the birds! Birds are hungry, so they peckity peck peck away, and their peckings go to Twitter. If you want to follow the account, it’s at Hungry_Birds.
Seriously, birds are tweeting on Twitter, and people are following them. This is the kind of things you will see if you follow them.
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;;;II;;;;;;;;;;;080000000TTTTT–888888888tyeeeereeeere1111111111111111111212112211211111111112112121212121212211122211212111111211 @irLV
21211212212122222111111111111111111111111121222211122111111111111111-11-11111112221111-1–1-2111111221121111111-11111212112–21212 @irLV
12221212-121212111112121212121122q12222222q222222212o2222112q1o212q12q12q12q1q1q1 @irLV
888888888888888888888881111222222222222222222222222222211222111222222QEEEEESRRRRRSEEEESSFFFFFSSFFSSDSSSSSWWWEEEEEEWWW22 @irLV
and on, and on, and on. They haven’t tweeted in 2 weeks. I wonder if a raccoon swallowed the keyboard whole?
There’s a video at the link, but it’s in another language so I didn’t link it.
People…are following…birds…on Twitter. *flop*
