Behaviour Like That Doesn’t Win Votes

I’m sorry, who is it that is being undemocratic? Who? local members of the Conservative Party of Canada, that’s who. The University of Guelph had a special polling station in the University Centre to encourage students to get out and vote. They did. Hell, people stood for hours in line to vote, and this is …

Downtown Guelph On The Weekends Explained?

Somebody working in the Guelph Tribune office clearly has a much different idea of entertainment than I do. As I sit here catching up on some news from the last few weeks, I’ve seen a story aboutsome maniac running around threatening people (kids included) with a butcher knife,a guy calling in a fake bomb threat,a …

When Did Stephen Harper Become A Comedian And Other Questions For The Conservative Party

I missed last night’s leader’s debate. Yes, I missed it by choice. No people who know how I am about these things, I’m not sick. I chose not to watch because I already knew what I was in for and decided to do more useful things with my time. I knew that none of the …

A Random Bunch Of Brain Blarf

I stayed up until after 2 AM to listen to the Jays last night. I shouldn’t have. I should have gone to sleep earlier. It still would have been late, but it would have been some extra rest and I wouldn’t have had to se…that. When I thought about turning in for the night, it …

Don’t Get Rabies, It Bites.

09 Apr, Sat, 19:00:31Google:where do you go for anti rabies shots Oh dear, did someone just get chomped by a dog? Well, if you’re in Ontario, and probably all of Canada, pop into an ER or a walk-in clinic and tell them you’ve been bitten by a dog. Even if it’s your own, and the …

No No No, You’re Doing It Wrong!

This cracked me up so I thought I’d put it up. We all worry about applying for jobs correctly, or maybe we wonder if we’re doing everything right on a date. But did we ever think we were doing seven really basic things wrong? Well, we are. I’ve heard some of these before, but I …

I Wonder How Many Flies She Caught

Man. I’m glad this never happened to me in class. Holly Thompson was in politics class. She says she wasn’t bored, but at any rate, she yawned, and her jaw dislocated and stuck open! There she was, mouth stuck open in class. There’s no way she could say she wasn’t yawning. After neither her classmate …