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Every time I look at this post from Wess Derby’s blog, I chuckle. Then that chuckle begins to grow into a full laugh. Then I laugh some more. Dude, I only wish I had been given a similar opportunity. The story goes that a fellow had been watching Wess for a while as he rode …
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Remember Nathan Wayne Pugh? Well if you didn’t remember him, there’s a reminder. He’s the dipshit who robbed a bank, but when asked for ID by the teller, gave her 2 pieces of it. Then he tried to take a woman and a baby hostage, but she kinda tackled him. In the second story, it …
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Here’s a message for Ricardo Jones. Relax. Please, you must be extremely stressed. Why else would you fire a bunch of air guns and get in a standoff over the price increase of a Taco Bell Burrito? The burrito went up by 50 cents. I know you bought seven of ’em, but that only means …
You know a story’s going to be good when it involves a bride in cowboy boots kicking a cop in the groin. Police came over to break up a fight at her wedding, and then she ended up hoofing the officer, and then getting hoofed to jail. What started the fight? The groom got mad …
If you’re planning on committing a home invasion, it’s probably a bad idea to bring along a t-shirt with an old mugshot of yourself and the words “Making Money Is My Thang” on it. If you must do that, it *is* a good idea to make sure that shirtleaves the scene of the crime with …
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Man, people have balls. Now people are reporting an essay-writing company, you know, when you don’t want to write your own paper and would rather pay for one, to the Better Business Bureau when they don’t deliver. Isn’t that kind of like calling the cops when a hooker rips you off? I know the Better …
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“Fuck them, they’ll have to come and get me,.” “It’s gonna be hard to find me.–Crazy Burger King lady Nekiva Hardy commenting on police looking for her. So just how hard was she to find? So hard that two days after saying come get me and an hour after Florida cops faxed an arrest warrant …
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Wow. For all those parents who don’t believe in having any control or discipline over their kids, I think they should read this story. This might be the end result. Rachel Hachero really wanted a car. So she asked her mom if she would co-sign for it. Mom said no. Her response? she threatened to …
In one of the interviews he did before the show, The Rock said something about this Wrestlemania being one of the most memorable ever. But now that I’ve watched it, one of only two things I’m going to remember is how forgettable it was. I obviously don’t know how much everybody’s being paid, but nobody …
The cabby in this story is one lucky bastard. And the armed robber is kinda dumb. Late at night, a cab driver picked up a guy. The guy got in the back of the car and ordered the cabby to give him everything he had and put the gun against the back of the cabby’s …
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