Oh my god I’m writing a blog post before I go to work. Hey, maybe this is a good sign that I’m getting into the swing of things and will be able to post more often. This is another one I’ve been meaning to write for a while. A long time ago, I was on …
Monthly Archives: October 2011
They Couldn’t See The Trees For The…Trees
The region that brought you fools lost in a corn maze is proud to present it’s next great production, fools lost in an apple orchard. Andrew Martin, who owns the orchard at 144 Sudbury Road with his sister, Julie Martin-Sullivan, said it was getting dark out when the couple wandered across the orchard. “They just …
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Beware Of JesusWeen
Sometimes it may not seem so, but we really are a helpful lot of good-hearted people around here. And if there’s one thing that makes our good hearts sad, it’s nice people trying to have a good time having that good time ruined by the crappy, fun-sucking agendas of others. We may not be able …
Hmmm…Maybe It’s Time To Change A Password Or Two.
I received this a couple of weeks ago, and keep meaning to put it up, but keep forgetting. Remember back when I was talking about the mugged in London scam? Well, here’s a detailed account of what could happen to you if you get hacked. It’s pretty scary. Not only could your friends start sending …
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Brailling Signs Is Cool To Do…Just Not In Song
Steve called it when he mused that the song I’m about to inflict upon you would enter the ranks of blinddollars.org. You know, the sentiment is great, and it might get the point across. But ugga yugga bugga! Maybe I just can’t stand corny. But because having more Braille signs would rock my life, and …
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Weekend Audio: Lunchless Lunches, Shattered Bowls And Talking Beer Koozies
At longish last, audio is back! This piece should have gone up last week, but due to the small matter of it not being recorded until right now, that didn’t happen. On this here 18.5 minute adventure into something or other, we touch on such topics as the good and bad of the #LunchUpGuelph event …
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Spare The Rod…Yeah, Definitely Spare The Rod
The First United Methodist Church in Niceville, Florida, may want to reconsider what it calls it’s “come as you are atmosphere” after a teenaged congregant was caught taking the come as you are part a bit too literally. According to cops, four witnesses spotted the 14-year-old suspect pleasuring himself inside the sanctuary of the First …
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Go Ahead And Ignore Our Law, Says The Law And Order Government
Boy, the conservatives sure are trying to make us all feel better about their awful copyright bill. Since the introduction of Bill C-11 last month, the digital lock rules have emerged as the most contentious aspect of the bill with both the NDP and Liberals indicating they cannot support the legislation without changes to those …
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Think Outside The Bomb
Police in Georgia are looking for a man who, if I may make the obvious comment here, clearly didn’t get the memo. After phoning in a complaint to an Albany Taco Bell about the lack of meat in the chalupas he had ordered and not getting the results he wanted, the fellow reportedly returned to …
I’m Not Cutout For This
Is there a better way to start your day than by reading a quick story about an intoxicated sex offender named Charlie J. Price making out with a cardboard cutout woman in a Rite Aid display? No, I say! Saturday around 5 p.m., Price, who was allegedly intoxicated, walked into the Rite Aid pharmacy, “grabbed …
