>The Whole Medieval Thing Will Be A Lot Less Fun If They’re Sentenced That Way

>As far as discipline goes, this is…different. Fremon and Julie Seay have been arrested and the three children in their home have been removed and are staying with family members. Why? Well, it goes like this. Julie Seay’s 16-year-old daughter went to a party without permission, pretty standard teenaged stuff that often brings some form …

The Phrase You’re Looking For Is Pizza Pie, Not Pizza Pint

When the cops come to help you get your car out of the ditch and ask you if you’ve had anything to drink today, I had two pizzas to drink for lunch is not an answer that’s going to make your day better. According to arrest records, Louisville police were dispatched to a vehicle in …

A Bit Of History: Tracy Smothers Wrestles A Bear

There’s a lot of stuff you don’t see in wrestling anymore. Guys that look different, guys with ring names that aren’t completely ridiculous, somebody wrestling a bear…wait, what? Believe it or not, years ago, that was a thing. My knowledge of bear match history isn’t very good. Being both a Canadian and a kid who …

The Smarter Criminals Will Needle Him For This In Prison

I really think our drug-dealing apartment dweller has moved on. If not, it’s someone just as dumb. Instead of just asking random folk who pass him by, he decided to post flyers in the neighbourhood saying “heroin for sale” complete with his address, phone number, and name! Not surprisingly, the police got very interested and …

Hey Look! It’s A Post About Stuff!

It sure is rainy and crappy outside this morning. At least the wind we had during yesterday’s rainy crappiness has died down. At times it felt like what’s left of our balcony was going to come off the side of the building and fall to earth. It was brutal! Speaking of what’s left of the …

Excuse Me While I Text My Girlfraud…I Mean Girlfriend. Yeah, Girlfriend

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Well, unless you’re me. But no matter who you are this video is worth a lot, because I don’t think there are enough words in this or any other language to do it the proper justice. Text messaging service allows men to pretend to have a …

What’s Wrong, Cupcake?

We have an unidentified Chicago woman and her unidentified husband. We have a disagreement between the two. We have cupcakes. If you’ve been here for a while, you know what happens next. The fight started with a verbal quarrel about 7:45 p.m. at the home in the 4700 block of South Western Avenue, according to …