Yell Loudly And Carry A Big Stick

I don’t know if this guy is the or is related to the helicopter guy, but jesus.

As detailed in a Miami Police Department report, two men wearing masks and gloves knocked on the rear door of a NW 18th Avenue home. When the woman’s 62-year-old father-in-law opened the door, the armed duo barged in and “demanded money.”

The pair then confronted the 31-year-old woman, who had been asleep in her bedroom, and “stated ‘Bitch, where is the money?’” while pointing a gun at her head. “Victim stated she didn’t have any money,” a cop added.

One of the gunmen then “removed his penis from his pants and began hitting the victim in her face with his penis” and continued to demand money from the woman.

When the suspects could not find any cash in the home, they fled the residence with a pair of 32” flat-screen televisions and a cell phone.

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