Snake Bite

Two brothers are out hunting. One of them stops to take a leak. As he’s doing his business, a rattlesnake suddenly bites him right on the penis.

“Lie down and don’t move or the poison will kill you,” says the other brother. “I’ll run and get a doctor.”

He runs into town and eventually finds a doctor’s office.

“I can’t leave,” says the doctor. “I have too many patients. But you can save him yourself. Just take a razor blade, cut a little X on each hole where the rattlesnake’s fangs went in and suck out all the poison.”

He thanks the doctor and runs back to his brother.

“What’d the doctor say,” asks the wounded brother.

His brother looks at him for a moment and says sadly…

“He said you’re gonna die.”

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