Quarantine Song, A Thank You

Brad sent along this tune by the Reklaws. It’s catchy. But does running out of TP this much qualify as some sort of underlying health condition?

Lyrics:
written by: Stuart Walker, Callum Maudsley, & Nate Hall

Funny how life can change in a minute
Out on the lake minding my own business
Came back into shore just to figure out

That Nobody wants to drink corona
just gotta stay there on the sofa
watch tiger king and stock up on purel

The first time I ran out of TP
I used a poison oak leaf
Now I’m itchy and I’m stuck in

Quarantine
(Quarantine)
And I can’t leave
(He can’t leave)
They said to stay inside at least 2 weeks
(But Probably more)
Give me six feet
(Just don’t go out)
To get groceries
(Ahh necessities)
And I know that I won’t miss
This quarantine

Second Week

Starting to lose my mind in here
Can’t see my friends ran outta beer
I was Looking in the mirror and I had an epiphany (chime)
(I guess I’m on my own)

Can’t cheers with you so cheers to me
I guess it’s me myself and me
To get me used to social distancing

The second time I ran outta TP
I used a used dryer sheet
Staticy, and I’m still stuck

Quarantine
(Quarantine)
And I can’t leave
(He can’t leave)
They said to stay inside at least 2 weeks
(But Probably more)
Give me six feet
(Just don’t go out)
To get groceries
(Ahh necessities)
And I know that I won’t miss
This quarantine

Nobody has to know my name
I hope this helps climate change
So take those lemons and make some lemonade

But the third time I ran outta TP
I sat there and prayed for
Help
Help
Help

On my own here on the throne
in

Quarantine
(Quarantine)
And I can’t leave
(He can’t leave)
I can’t believe I’ve been in here 2 weeks
(But Probably more)
Give me six feet
(Just don’t go out)
To get groceries
(Ahh necessities)
And I know I won’t miss
This quarantine