It’s Better Here, If By Here You Mean In The Garbage

I feel like this might be a good time to break out a tune I learned from one of the nephews.

Do you like cereal?

Yes I do!

Do you like Frosties?

Yes I do.

Do you like limited edition frosty breakfast cereal born out of a partnership between Wendy’s and Kellogg?

Highly fuckin’ unlikely, no. Yucky!

Wendy’s much-beloved Frosty isn’t only for dessert, anymore. It’s for breakfast, too.
The fast food chain is partnering with Kellogg to make “Wendy’s Frosty Chocolatey Cereal,” a limited-edition item that transforms the milkshake’s chocolatey taste into cereal form. It hits grocery store shelves in December for a suggested price of $3.99 and includes a coupon for a free Frosty from Wendy’s.
The cereal contains chocolate-flavored marshmallow pieces that “intermingle with crispy, cocoa-coated round cereal bites.” Each spoonful “evokes the irresistible taste of a Wendy’s Frosty,” according to a press release.

Right now it’s evoking the return of whatever’s left of what I ate for lunch.

Marshmallows in cereal are always disgusting. Fight me. And chocolate flavoured cereal is rarely much better.

The most appealing part of this whole thing is the coupon, and I would probably eat that in a pinch before I would take my chances with the cereal.

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