Here’s a message for Ricardo Jones. Relax. Please, you must be extremely stressed. Why else would you fire a bunch of air guns and get in a standoff over the price increase of a Taco Bell Burrito? The burrito went up by 50 cents. I know you bought seven of ’em, but that only means …
Author Archives: Carin Headrick
Kick ‘Em, Cowgirl!
You know a story’s going to be good when it involves a bride in cowboy boots kicking a cop in the groin. Police came over to break up a fight at her wedding, and then she ended up hoofing the officer, and then getting hoofed to jail. What started the fight? The groom got mad …
Haven’t You Heard The Phrase "No Honour Among Thieves"?
Man, people have balls. Now people are reporting an essay-writing company, you know, when you don’t want to write your own paper and would rather pay for one, to the Better Business Bureau when they don’t deliver. Isn’t that kind of like calling the cops when a hooker rips you off? I know the Better …
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She Drove Down The Wrong Road
Wow. For all those parents who don’t believe in having any control or discipline over their kids, I think they should read this story. This might be the end result. Rachel Hachero really wanted a car. So she asked her mom if she would co-sign for it. Mom said no. Her response? she threatened to …
Mr. Cab Driver, Won’t Stop To Let Me Rob Him
The cabby in this story is one lucky bastard. And the armed robber is kinda dumb. Late at night, a cab driver picked up a guy. The guy got in the back of the car and ordered the cabby to give him everything he had and put the gun against the back of the cabby’s …
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Kids Say The Most Incriminating Things
As a kid, I could be a bit of a brat. I could also be quite the blabbermouth. If I heard it, and I thought it was amusing or worth a story, it was comin’ out. Sometimes, this made my parents very very mad when I mentioned embarrassing things like dogs drinking out of the …
In A Sense, She Did Get Shot In The Foot…
I said to Steve, I wonder how many April Fools jokes gone wrong I’m going to be finding. Here’s the first one. A girl thought it would be ha ha ha funny to text her buddies and say she had been robbed and shot in the foot. They immediately called the police. The police came …
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Surrounded By April Fools
I always knew that lots of April Fools entries get put up on news sites and blogs and stuff, but I guess I never went looking for them. Now that I’m on Twitter, they come to me, and boy were there a lot of them to do with blindness-related sites this year. There were two …
Carma, Dude, Carma!
Thanks Ann for this one. Here’s a little story to tell kids who are being rude, impatient little brats. Once upon a time, in a store not far away, there were two men wanting to buy a lottery ticket. There was Mike Barth, a man quietly waiting his turn in line, and there was another …
His Name Doesn’t Help Matters
This has to be a joke. But it isn’t. Arrested for dealing drugs is Kevin Lee Cokayne. Sadly, he was only dealing marijuana. But the story was funny anyway.