When you have the limited grammar skills possessed by Joe Nathan Michael, I would understand why you might have to resort to robbery to make money. He walked into the bank, and his note said only “Give money/I gun.” The teller gave him some money, along with some other tracking device type thinggies, and the …
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>How Long Is A Little While?
>Here’s another case of a very lucky little boy. Melissa Willis knocked on a complete stranger’s door, and asked him if he’d watch her toddler for a little while because her AC needed repair. So he did. She didn’t come back for two days. Luckily, this guy was honest, and contacted authorities. Now the kid …
Towel Snapple
What’s up with people breaking into places and taking a shower? First we had our showering, 911-calling burglar, and now we have Joshua Wordell, a guy who broke into two houses it seems only to take a shower. All he stole from one house was a green towel and a bottle of Snapple. Snapple? Are …
Maybe He Can Perfect His Dance Moves In Jail
Here’s another little story of a fellow who stole a laptop from the wrong guy. He thought he’d just stolen a random laptop. But it belonged to Mark Bao, who knows a thing or two about using computers. So, Bao went a clickin’ and a searchin’ and got into his own hard drive remotely. Hmmm, …
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The Target Of The Hit Didn’t Die, But Her Case Did
Hey there Marissa Mark. Psst. I have a little tip for ya. Cmere. Sit down. Ya see, if you’re going to hire a hit man, you have to do it all quiet like. You have to be, you know, discrete. So, using a website called hitmanforhire.com and using PayPal to pay for the deed
It’s Bath Fittings, Not Baptism
If all this is true, which it probably is since this woman’s lawyer has more clients saying the same thing, this Bath Fitter franchise is messed up, and needs to learn a few lessons. Jo A. Yochum says that she began working for this bath fitting franchise, and had to pay $90000 for the training …
Somehow I Don’t Think Joe Public Would Agree
Jason Moorehead and Paul Gardner III have an interesting idea of what counts as indecent exposure. They think it’s perfectly fine to touch each other’s stuff in public, just as long as nobody gets an erection. Eeewww. Just imagine walking up to that public display of yuck? Just imagine trying to explain that to your …
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She Used To Run MADD, Now She’s Gone Mad
This is a pretty run of the mill story. Debra Oberlin was seen driving her car in an eratic manner. So, cops pulled her over, and had her do the ol’ field sobriety tests. She didn’t do so well and was arrested. But what earns it a place here is that Debra Oberlin used to …
If Only The Bible- Thumper Was Still Following Me, This Would Make Her Angry…
Here’s a little something that just screams bloggin’. We have talked many times about religion and its inconsistencies. So, when I saw the 11 things the bible bans but you do anyway, it needed a link. Who knew wearing polyester was committing a sin? I sure didn’t. We’re all doomed!
The Newest Version Of RTFM
Here are a couple of goodies from Twitter. Have you ever been asked a really really dumb question? The kind where you wonder why they ask because it would take like half a second of googling to find the answer? Well, now, you can get the message to them by using this website or this …