There’s A Talking Calculator Older Than The Sharp One!

Have a look at the TSI speech plus, a really old talking calculator. Tell me. Was it huuuge? I wonder exactly how old it was. Let me check. Wow, it was created in 1976 ish. So…not that old. And by the sounds of it, not that huge. 7.1 inches long by 4.5 inches wide by …

He Is Incapable Of Being An Asshole

Yikes! I knew you could be born with lots of abnormalities and organs that didn’t work the way they should. But I never imagined that you could be born without an anus. Um, eek. But this condition has a name, congenital anal atresia. Let’s google that, because I need more proof that this is possible. …

Really, It’s Pronounced Thibodaux.

This story of a fellow who couldn’t spell Robert Taylor is even funnier than the story of Coronica Jackson, or something, which I swear we posted about, but I can’t for the life of me find it on the blog. I do have to give Amos Ashley some credit. At least he didn’t pick an …

The Future of Shopping At Future Shop Just Got Brighter!

Yes! Yes! Yes! It’s so good to bring good accessibility-related news. Sometimes, I get so mired in the bad, the futile attempts to make things better. It’s so nice to see a victory, and here it is. I wish I could say I had more of a hand in this. I did write that old …

Looks Like These Criminals Are Out Of Gas

This is almost as bad as the shop with a cop incident, or the use a counterfeit cheque amid 40 police cruisers incident. The only thing that makes it *almost* as bad is the fact that these two dumbasses only tried to rob the place in front of 4 police officers. Jacob Wallace and Robert …

What A William Melchert-Dinkelberry

I heard about this William Melchert-Dinkel creep on Fifth Estate. I appear to have already set the tone for this story. His deal is he is fascinated with suicide and hangings. So, he logs on to chat rooms and finds depressed folk who look like they’re on the edge. He then pretends to be a …

Duct Tape: The Handyman’s Secret Weapon, Not The Parents Photography Tool

You know, I’m glad Caira Ferguson is as dumb as she is. Her stupidity may have saved her daughter. One day, six months ago, Ferguson thought it would be a swell plan to duct tape her 18-month-old kid into a chair, even duct taping her mouth, and take a picture. The picture was put up …