So we have learned previously that people have pulled a knife over being told their feet stink. Now, Marc Higgins will do the same if people comment on his flatulence. And boy did he ever. He was at a party getting pretty drunk and I guess he was passing gas a lot. Some others commented …
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From Cat Box To Jury Box
Ok, first a cat gets an ASBO. Now, in Boston, one gets summoned for jury duty. I know stuff like this happens all the time, but the funny part about this one is when the family explained the situation to the commissioner of jury selection, he didn’t care! So, they might have to bring the …
Assault With A Nasty Fish!
There are some strange people in this world, and a strange woman out on Black Lake. Two men were ice fishing when they were approached by a woman who wanted to pee on the ice. She asked them to look away while she took a leak. When they did, she hit them in the head …
The Carnival Is Back!
Back a bit ago, I wrote a post for the second Assistance Dog Blog Carnival. Now, the carnival is live. So you can read about every kind of decision imaginable to do with having a service dog. There’s a lot of reading, so hop around, make some new friends, all that great stuff. Most importantly, …
He Had A Different Kind Of Community Service In Mind
What the hell? Two guys come to a place to do some community service. A lawyer takes them upstairs to explain the program to them, and…whips down his pants. here’s the 911 call, complete with perplexed operater. Really, what else is there to say? Why in Christ would he do that? I guess only Thomas …
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Driving Lesson: He Shouldn’t Have Been Driving There, What A Tough Lesson.
What is this, show all the stories that could make me shake my head day? I know that sounds dumb considering the stuff we post up here, but come on. I know lots of parents have shown their kids how to drive long before they’re 16. Kids drive tractors and trucks and stuff in fields …
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The Brightest Light Came From The Fireball
Note to everyone, courtesy of an unnamed fellow in Colorado Springs. If you’re going to clean your natural gas fireplace, especially if you’re going to clean it with an aerosol, make sure it isn’t lit first. If it is still lit and you spray aerosol stuff up there, a big fireball just might shoot out …
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Identity Crisis
What’s with all these people giving bad false names? First up, we have Jonothan Ray Gonsalez, who used the name Timothy Michael Koop Jr instead of his own. The problem was that man was wanted too. I guess he only had one warrant, whereas Gonsalez had 3, but still, one warrant will take you to …
It Was Under Where?
Ug. You know what sucks? Even though they got the mink coat back, they may not be able to sell it. Apparently a sales associate noticed that a $6500 mink coat had gone missing, and also noticed that Stephanie Moreland was acting kinda weird. When she asked her if she had the coat, she said …
I’m Sure It Had Lots Of Sauce
There’s a little story that staff at Hudson, Michigan will be embarrassed about for a while. A woman at a stop light noticed something odd about what was going on inside a city vehicle. There was Steve Hartsel, the city manager, but he appeared to be masturbating, and exposing himself to her. When she called …