We have yet another case of some numbnut using a lighter as a light source…and starting an inferno. This one was the 19-year-old son of Karen Rhine. He couldn’t find the remote control, and it was under his bed. So, he thought a lighter could provide the needed light. Oh boy did it provide light, …
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Fountain Of Stupid
We now have a name for the texting chick who fell into the fountain. It’s Cathy A. Cruz Marrero, and she’s suing the mall security for releasing her video to YouTube. The funny part is she would have been completely unidentifiable from the video, but she started demanding apologies and suing over it. But she …
Grandpa Got Run Over By His Blood Alcohol Level
Here’s a little note. If you’re going to take your year and a half-old grandson for a stroll, especially along a highway, do it sober, please. If you’re too drunk, you might just pass out beside the stroller, next to the highway. And here’s another little side note. When police ask you what’s wrong, a …
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He’ll Get Screwed In Court Too.
I’d love to know where Hubert Blackman has been living for, I dunno, his entire life. Somehow, he has not figured out that prostitution is illegal, so if you get ripped off by a prostitute, the cops aren’t going to help you, and suing probably won’t work either. You can tell that he’s filing this …
Croco-Dial
I’m easily amused. The image of a cellphone-swallowing crocodile whose stomach won’t stop ringing makes me giggle. Equally amusing is the lady whose phone he swallowed wanting her sim card back. Lady, your phone went down the hatch of acroc! Even if they could get your sim card back, all data is probably lost. Maybe …
Snow Blower
Leo J. Powers was definitely creative in avoiding work. Everyone hates to shovel snow, right? Well, Powers decided he wasn’t gonna do it. How would he deal with the snow? Why, make a bomb and blow up the snobanks, of course. Well now he’s in a whole bunch of trouble because the cops were alerted …
Signs Point To Drunk
So let me get this straight, Shane Woelke. You were drunk, and this wasn’t the first time. You hit some street signs. You decided that you should probably hide the evidence, so put them in the back of your car. But then you couldn’t manage to get off the road before passing out? You couldn’t …
There’s An Urn At The Bottom Of The Lake…
Remember how I thought it would be next to impossible to recover ashes from a lake? It’s easier than I thought. It looks like they found almost all the ashes. They’re just looking for the ashes of one of the woofs and the urn.
Aaaa! There’s A Moron On The Loose!
I wonder if Joseph Moron and Bryan Scott Moron are related. Well, one of them only ended up being a drunken fool, while the other one sounds like quite the vicious individual. Well, I can’t blame him for being a little bitter. Can you imagine having the last name Moron? Imagine the jokes, the ridiculing. …
And…She Took Off Her Pants?
Here’s an interesting one for ya. We’ve talked about lots of drunks with neglected babies. We’ve talked about drunks driving into snow drifts. But I don’t think we’ve ever talked about a drunken mom who drove her car into a snow drift, got out of it and then took off her pants. Yeah ok. In …