Police were summoned to a Chicago home because a woman was seen drunk outside holding her three-month-old child under her armpit like a football. And why was Jamie Riley drunk? Oh, she and her husband were just celebrating the fact that the DCFS had dropped their investigation into the safety of their child. Consider the …
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Stop The Meter Update
A while ago, Steve posted about the Stop the Meter Petition. Well, I got the following email from them! It looks like things are maybe moving in the right direction! But of course, nothing moves without money, so they’re looking for donations. Here’s the info. Dear Friend, The fight to stop usage based Internet billing …
Pull Up Your Pants, Or We’ll Urkle You!
This is pretty awesome. We’ve talked about sagging pants for a while now. Well, a principal at a Memphis middle school has come up with a punishment that makes me giggle. If a teacher catches someone with sagging pants, they can Urkle them! So, they can pull their pants up as far as they can …
Kiss Your Tongue Goodbye
We have an update on the tongue-chomper from yesterday. For starters, we have her name, Karen Lueders. I’d say the judge was right to order her a mental health evaluation. Karen Lueders did not speak during the court appearance, but she leaned over to a reporter as she was escorted out in handcuffs, saying, “I …
Freeman Is Not A Free Man
Yup, if this guy’s crappy eyes caused him to molest a kid, then I can believe that Howard Freeman’s poor executive function caused him to not think that flashing kids and motioning for them to get in the car was a bad idea. Too bad I can’t believe either of them. If this guy was …
Want Some Drug Charges?
Ok, that seals it. We now need a wrong number tag, and I’m making it just as soon as I put this up. I’ve said it before. If you’re dealing drugs or doing any sort of criminal activity, and you’re using your phone to do it, triple check you’re texting the right number. Otherwise, you …
Man Rides A Scooter Through The Snow Storm In London?
Not much to say here, got this from @MarketResearch. Most people who live anywhere near me know that London is getting smashed, crunched, hammered by snow. They’re expecting about 3 feet of the white crap before this storm is over. If you haven’t heard about it, watch this here video. Now, watch this here video …
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Another Web Accessibility Survey
I received this survey yesterday, and filled it out this morning. I asked the creater of the survey if it would be ok if I posted it on the blog. The answer was yes, so up it goes. You know what to do. Hi all, As part of a potential publication, I’m conducting research related …
What’s Wrong? Wife Got Your Tongue?
This is another perplexing one. But I’ve noticed a pattern. New Years kisses and kissing after singing Christmas carols can lead to bloody amputations. Eek. This one happened between a man in his 70’s and his 50-year-old wife. They sang Christmas carols, he went to kiss her good night, and she bit his tongue right …
He Should Be Sentenced To Work The Drive-Through When His Friends Drive By
Just what the hell is so ha ha ha ha funny about these fire in the hole pranks? The idea is you’re going through the drive-through and after you get your food, you yell “Fire in the hole!” and you throw it on the employee. Woo wee! Sounds like a great way to spend your …
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