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I really have to wonder if Dezmen Silas was taking lessons from the guys who brought a meat thermometer to a theatre. It’s the only way I can explain why he had a can of refried beans at a nightclub! Carlos Harris, a bouncer, asked Silas to leave because he saw him light up a …
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Woohoo! This is pretty good news. In a few days, I can go in to Tim Hortons and pay by debit! Yes! Yes! It’s always such a pain. If I decide I want Timmy’s, I have to make sure I have cash. What if I don’t know where the nearest bank machine is? What if …
Here’s a little something I got from Jen. But first, I have to ramble for a second. When I was a kid, I never did the letter to Santa thing the way most kids do it. Most kids write their letter, maybe they get a little help, they address it and send it off, and …
22 Nov, Mon, 01:13:57Google:can dogs ride on megabus Here’s your answer, Mr. googler. megabus.com is unable to carry dogs or other animals, with the exception of trained service animals that allow disabled customers to perform necessary activities. Service animals must be properly harnessed and under the direct control of the customer at all times. So …
All I found on this story was this little excerpt from a sports blog and an article you have to pay to see. But somewhere in Amherst, Massachusetts, a man tried to scratch his nose with a bb gun. It didn’t end well. A man at a Hobart Lane home who was trying to scratch …
Here’s another lesson, this one courtesy of Bonnie Usher of New Hampshire. If you’re going to rob a place, make sure your getaway vehicle is not sporting a vanity plate with your name on it. Well, it was B-Usher, but that’s close enough. It didn’t take long before police were knocking on her door with …
Here’s a lesson, courtesy of an unnamed 22-year-old Vancouver, B.C. man. If you’re going to rob a donut shop and use a knife as a weapon, don’t do it while drunk, because you might fall on your own weapon. Needless to say, all he got out of the deal was a trip to the hospital …
Good lord. Please don’t let our organ supply get so bad that our doctors start implanting diseased organs into patients awaiting transplants. A woman in the UK battling cystic fibrosis, for example, got a lung transplant. What they didn’t tell her was she received the lungs of a chain smoker. She didn’t make it long. …
I feel like there’s a post in here somewhere, but I don’t know if I can find it. I had the weirdest experience. I decided to play some online Uno. So, I logged in, and picked a game. What I didn’t know was I joined a game with 3 people who don’t speak English, nor …
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I just saw a story about a personal aircraft requiring minimal training and no pilot’s license and my mind screamed nooo! It didn’t stop screaming when they referred to these things as “Segways of the sky.” Yeah, because we need people flying planes like they drive Segways. That’s comforting. I know that each of these …
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