Yeesh! How would you like to be Dustin Haas? He was playing some video games when his dog started growling at his bathroom door. He went to check what got his dog all mad, and he found a mud-covered man lying in his bathtub wearing his football jersey. Then the guy started offering him money …
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My Phone Chat With Ray Mitchell
You know how I told Ray Mitchell to stop beating up on himself? Well, he found our blog, and told me to give him a call. I did. I don’t think I’m going to change his mind, and I don’t expect to, but he heard me, so that’s pretty damn cool. I don’t think I …
They’re Hounds On The News, But They’re Not Newshounds
Sylvia McCall definitely thinks outside the box. I don’t think I would have been able to think of this if I were in her shoes. I guess she came to the car lot and said she wanted a cheap car. A salesman showed her some cars in her price range, and told her to have …
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She Thought It Was Her Civic Duty To Throw Her Dog’s Duty
I’ve learned something today. A bag of dog doodoo is considered a dangerous weapon. Wow, I didn’t know I disposed of dangerous weapons twice a day. But apparently, it is, because a woman who threw a bag of dog feces at a car because she thought the driver was speeding has now been charged with …
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Dear Ray Mitchell:
I just finished watching the mayoral debate on Rogers TV, and I have to say this. Ray, you made me very sad. Actually, you made me want to transport myself through my TV so I could grab you by the shoulders, shake you, and tell you to stop beating up on yourself for the love …
Mmm…A Buttery Chest?
What the hell? A woman came home from work to find her home was being invaded. The armed men bound her son with duct tape, searched the house for money, and…made the woman melt butter and pour it on her chest. Somehow, the butter had cooled before she poured it on herself, so she was …
This Puts "Do Not Disturb" In A Whole New Light
Eeewww. Imagine checking into a hotel, then leaving your room and coming back to find there’s a hotel employee in your room wearing some of your clothes! Eeewww eeewww eeewww! I love how they describe what happened when Dayanara Fernandez came back to her room and found the dude there. Specifically, the man had on …
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You Have The Right To Admit You’re Stupid.
Wow! This is just amazingly dumb. I can’t think of something quite this dumb that I’ve heard in a while. We’ve talked about people accidentally incriminating themselves in all kinds of ways, but never have we seen someone do it on purpose. We have now. The story says that the officer was pumping gas, when …
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Dragged Guide Dog Update
Here’s an update to the guide dog getting dragged by the train story. It looks like The dog’s name is Palm, and she’s recovering. Look at that list of injuries. Ow ow ow ow oo oo oo oo eee eeee eeee! And look at that vet bill. But it does say the hospital is taking …
Some Info About Voting In The Municipal Election
Here’s a little tip for folks voting in Guelph in the municipal election. Remember when I was raving about those thumb switch audio voting machines? Well, apparently, the machines are even cooler than I thought. I guess they have features on them to help people who can’t move their hands. I don’t understand it all, …
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