Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
We have another story about a dude hiding in a dumpster and then getting dumped in a trash truck, but this guy didn’t die. I refuse to say that he was luckier than our compacted prison escapee because he’s in critical condition, and I’m sure it wasn’t pleasant to be compacted several times. It all …
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Man are we ever lucky when we had our drunken visitor. I can’t say that enough. Unlike us, a group of trusting college residents weren’t so lucky. When they left their door unlocked, a dude walked into their apartment, randomly walked into one of their bedrooms and flicked on the light, then used their john, …
Rabbi Yahuda Levin’s comments do a fine job of illustrating that a. he’s a dick, and b. maybe he’s not so anti-gay as he says he is. In response to finding out that Republican Carl Paladino apologized for his anti-gay remarks, he said he was eating a sandwich when he heard the news, and “”almost …
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this amazingly successful robber wouldn’t usually get the master criminals tag, but I think he needs it. He decided to rob a Circle K and put something over his face to disguise or distort it. But he chose a clear plastic bag. What have we been told since we were little about putting bags over …
Now there’s an algebra class some won’t soon forget, kinda like that unforgettable flight of a couple of years ago. The story goes that Donald Wood, the grade 11 algebra teacher, was completely normal, and then suddenly lost his shit and started throwing tables and chairs. here’s at least one copy of the video, although …
This guy must spend his whole life high. That has to be it. How else can you explain this? Mark Fiasco, seriously that is his name, and Matthew Hawley, were driving along when police stopped them for having a plate light that was out and because the car came up as one whose owner had …
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Remember last September when I was talking about Meetup? Well, nothing has really changed, except I have a new reason for Meetup to piss me off. I have limped along for a year dealing with their half accessible interface. I cannot choose a Meetup place by choosing from my venues because the options to choose …
Thanks, Jen, for the lead on this one. So, we have learned that United breaks guitars and US Airways breaks spirits. Johnnie Tuitel, a motivational speaker with CP, was flying to one of his speaking engagements when he was told by a gate agent at US Airways that he could not fly alone because he …
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Here’s another example of animal rights activists doing stupid things. Apparently the Animal Liberation Front just couldn’t stand the sight of a deer farm. So, they cut the fense, allowing the deer to escape into the surrounding forest. And what season is it right now? Deer hunting season. And what kind of deer are these? …
I first read this story because it involved a dude stuffing 8 steaks down his pants and running off with them, and I thought he might have had a less than pleasant encounter with a police dog. But oh no, that didn’t happen. What did happen was pretty funny. A store employee noticed that the …