He’s The Kind Of Man Who Knows When To Quit

When I said it looked like there would be no consequences for slimy DA Kenneth Kratz, apparently I was wrong. He thought he was above the law, but four more women came forward with similar claims, and the governor was working on forcibly removing him from his position. Then, Kratz decided it would be simpler …

Somehow This Latex Didn’t Protect Me Like I Thought It Would

We have learned before that spray paint is toxic, especially when applied to the face. Now, Brian Mattert has taught us that being covered in latex paint will not cause a taser to become a death ray. It won’t do much of anything, except force the cops to replace their uniforms.

What A Crappy Plan

Oh my my. I’d hate to see the collective IQ at this family reunion if Donald Denney and his son Donald Denney are any indication. I mean, they didn’t even bother putting Jr. on one and Sr. on the other. I can see it all now when the younger Denney was born. Young Donald: Waaaaa!Proud …

Caffeine Bound For Your Yom Crappur

This story about jews buying caffeine suppositories to take during Yom Kippur to get around the fasting and no caffeine rule reminded me of Steve’s post about sabbath-friendly appliances. But do you need caffeine that badly that you’re willing to take it up the pooper? I guess the answer is yes, since the pharmacy even …

The Accessible Path To A New Passport Is Partially Blocked By Braille Bumps

So the time is coming for me to renew my passport. I got it at the beginning of 2006, so it won’t be long before it expires. I decided I would start looking into it now, even though that probably seems absurd. But since this is a passport and forms can be yucky and complicated, …

Your Best Friend Can Be Shared

How did I miss this story? Oh well, better late than never. I have talked about making sure things are in order for whatever guide dog I have after I died, but never in those arrangements would be a plan to have the dog buried with me, regardless of the dog’s health. but that’s exactly …

Accessibility Shmaccessibility

If you’re going to the University of Winnipeg, and you have a disability, things are about to get really hard really fast. Because they had a 20% increase in folks with disabilities enrolling, they decided to be boneheads and cut services with no regard for the students who need them. Services including notetaking and extra …

>Talk About Your Back-Handed Compliment!

>I’ve been told in the past that I’m so young and pretty, what a waste that I’m blind, but I heard a close second tonight. I went out to this weird sing-along thingy that was happening at a restaurant in Guelph. I thought, as I was going, how is this going to work? We’re at …