Here’s another case of a doctor tricking women into doing some pretty crazy stuff. Women, before you go to an acupuncturist, I think you should know there are no acupuncture points inside the vagina. Thankfully, it wasn’t as bad as I originally thought. I thought he was sticking needles there. It turns out what he …
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This Whole Thing Stinks
If this went down the way Anne-Marie Gray says it did, then she should sue ’em, and sue ’em good. The story goes that Gray had worked for ESPN basically since it started, and had had no reprimands. Then she developed Irritable Bowel Syndrome, which can cause some pretty sudden diarrhea. That can get even …
I Have A Hunch I Know Who Did This…
Sometimes the criminals make it easy for police by crashing into their cruisers or parking in their garages and then claiming they live there, but sometimes it’s even easier. It gets especially easy when the investigator’s chief suspect is himself, as happened with David Boruchowitz . He turned himself in, and then sent out a …
There Ain’t No Cure For The Revolution Blues
Well, here’s a little more audio for ya. Every time I apply the flea, tick and heartworm preventative, Trix hates it. She hate hate hates it, and afterwards, she runs around the house like mad. We’ve always wanted to catch it on tape, and we thought this time, we could put it up on the …
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Thx 4 Ur Tip
We were watching the noon news, and the little Crime Stoppers crime of the week thingy came on. At the end, they were listing the many and varied ways you can leave anonymous tips, that stay anonymous until it’s time to get the reward, that is. Anyway, you can call their old tip line, or …
What Comes Out Of The Mouths Of Some Of Joe Public’s Slower Members
I just heard 2 amazingly dumb things people have said to us because of our guide dogs recently, and that made me think of an old story I heard years ago, so I thought I’d post them all in a tripple dose of oh my god did that person just say that? The other day, …
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I’m Sure He Wishes He Was Shooting Blanks That Day, Because He Will Be Shooting Blanks Now
We often hear about people shooting themselves in the foot or leg because the gun in their waistband went off, but this guy shot himself in the balls! Ow ow ow ow ow! You know, besides the ow factor of this guy shooting himself right in the boys, there were a few other lines that …
Good Luck Sleeping After This Doozer Of A Dream
I had a really weird dream last night, and I think the weirdest part was I could actually feel things in the dream. I hate it when that happens. It makes me nervous. I dreamed I had to go to the doctor for a check-up. But it looked like I was back at the children’s …
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Straight From The Guide Dog’s Mouth
It’s been way too long since I’ve grabbed the keyboard. It was c-c-c-c-cold when I last took it. So hmmm. What’s new in my life? What can I talk about? This time, when the weather knob started coming back up to nice, everything smelled extra good. It was so hard to go down the road …
Rob Finally Inspires :People To Do Something Other Than Claw Out Their Own Eardrums!
Remember when I talked about Rob Castrogiovani and his Paratransit song? When that song started, I kinda got excited because I thought he was parodying “The Times, They Are A Changin’”. But alass, no, it was just some random tune. But Steve and I got thinking, and wondered if you could come up with a …