Hmmm. How would you pronounce the name Joleen Stupar? I’m leaning towards pronouncing it like “stooper,” since she was found slumped over her steering wheel drunk. I might even call her Stupid Stupar because she had her three-year-old child in the back seat when she passed out drunk with a .39 blood alcohol level. Real …
Author Archives: Carin Headrick
The Huppy Is 1!
I feel silly writing about this, but oh well. Yesterday, the neighbour’s baby, who I call the huppy, turned 1! Yup, The little guy is a year old. Where exactly did that year go? I think the huppy ate it. I remember the day he was born. I was going to take Trixie for a …
Boing, Boing, Boing…
And the neighbours of Eric Williamson thought they had it bad. Just imagine waking up to find a nude man jacking off while having a good ol’ bouncy bounce on your trampoline! As she looked out of her window, she saw James Burden stark naked with a cigarette in one hand and his genitals in …
You Can’t Outrun The Long Arm Of The Law…With Only One Lung
Aww. Poor Steven Kyle. He just can’t win for losin’. Well, it kind of looked like he was going to win, but then he turned out to be a loser. Kyle came into the jewellery store, in search of an engagement ring, or so he said. But after looking at ring after ring, he started …
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If You Believe, I Saw "If You Believe!"
Remember when we talked about Anton’s next play? Well, the shoe thief and I went to take it in. Steve couldn’t go with us, and it’s too bad he couldn’t make it. He would have had fun. As always, there is more to our story than just going to see the play. There is a …
There Is Hope In Arizona!
Remember when I said that I needed to see something more positive? Well, who knew that positive bit of news would come from the same story? The principal and superintendant realized that whitewashing the kids’ faces was a mistake, and even better, Steve Blair got fired! Yea! There is hope!
I Guess They’ve Gotta Start Teaching Oppression Young
I couldn’t bear to put this one up until I had something funny up first. This one also comes from Ann. Arizona continues down its road to doom with this mural as it’s latest display. The mural was advertising using alternate kinds of transit as a more environmentally friendly option. It had 4 kids in …
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And A Partridge In A Pear Tree?
Thanks Ann for this one. I think I’m even going to use her subject line as my title. Wow! How big is this guy’s ass that he was able to smuggle into jail: a cigarette lighter, rolling papers, a baggie of tobacco the size of a golf ball, a smaller baggie of marijuana, a 1-inch …
Leggo Your Money!
Holy crap. Andrew Brian McKnight is one lucky man. Somebody was looking out for him today. It all started when 3 little teenaged dickheads decided they should dine and dash from a waffle house. McKnight, who works there, was there as a customer, and somebody yelled that they have to pay for their meal. I …
Pampers Losers
Why would you steal dirty diapers? An even better question is why would you want to wear dirty diapers? I mean, it’s weird enough when people like to wear diapers, but dirty ones? Yuck. But I guess that’s a question only Dillon Makuski can answer for us.