Wow. This video of one of those conservationist guys getting humped by a parrot made me laugh, and laugh, and laugh. This is about as good as that story of that seal trying to get frisky with a penguin, except this one has a video!
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Get Off The Bus, Gus, Get Off The Phone, Joan
I had another dream last night, but this one wasn’t as terrifying as that last doozer. This one was just funny. It started off pretty ordinarily. I was riding the bus, coming home from somewhere. The only weird part was I had my brailler with me. I can’t imagine why I would carry my brailler …
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Home, James…And Make It Fast!
Thanks, Ann, for this one. Ya know, if you’re going to rob a place, your getaway vehicle shouldn’t be overly memorable. It should be a car that looks like pretty much any other car out there, not, oh, say, a stretch Hummer limo. That whole escape thing didn’t work so well.
This Story Makes Me Scratch My Head
When I saw the headline Russian Policeman Kills Himself Scratching Nose with His Gun, I was going to laugh, and laugh, and laugh at this fellow. A police officer would do something so careless? Why on earth would you scratch your itchy nose with a loaded weapon? But when I read the story, I became …
These Are Your Balls. This Is Your Lack Of Balls After LSD. Any Questions?
Gees! If you ever get the strange desire to take LSD, don’t try any in Arcata, California. Police there have had to deal with one hell of a lot of people who are screwed up from the drug. They’re not sure if there’s some contaminated stuff going around, or if a lot of people have …
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Fly, Fall And Fail
If you ever decide to take up paragliding, at least, at the very minimum, finish reading that book on paragliding you started before taking your first flight. I would think you should take some lessons. But don’t rely on some YouTube clips. You should also not take your maiden voyage with only your wife and …
Shit-Faced, Shit-Pantsed, Shit For Brains
You’ve gotta be a special kind of drunk to piss and shit all over yourself and then drive around like that, but you’ve gotta be a special kind of moron to, after you sober up, plead with the officers to leave the embarrassing details out of the arrest report. Not gonna happen, especially when you’re …
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I Think Jail Is A Safer Place For Him Than Coming Home To Mom
Carlos Mitchell, you should just forget about leading a life of crime because it’s not your thing. Let me explain a few things to you. Don’t rob the bank in which you were just trying to open an account the day before. If you were just in there trying to open an account, they likely …
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The Media Can’t Be Restricted Unless I Do It
Somebody explain to me why, during the signing ceremony for the Daniel Pearl Freedom of the Press Act, a bill designed to protect journalistic freedom, the media was restricted from coming? Hmmm. The act sounds noble, but that little detail makes me go hmmm.
Place Of Birth: The Driver’s Seat
Amanda (Norgaard) McBride, Joseph Phillips and their newborn son are one lucky trio. Why? Well, Amanda gave birth while driving! Yup. Apparently, she felt contractions, so she drove to pick up the baby’s dad. The thing is that he couldn’t drive the car because he has seizures. Um, at that point, shouldn’t you just take …