This is pretty dumb. I at first thought it was happening over in the UK, but I realize that no, it’s happening right here in Canada, in British Columbia. There’s a new law that says that it’s a crime for a dog to chase any animal. Yup, and all our dogs will get right on …
Author Archives: Carin Headrick
Your Password is Message Redacted
This is the dumbest email auto-confirm I’ve ever seen. I finally got around to making an HMV Digital account. So I make my username and my password. I get an email back saying my account has been created. Then it says here are your username and password. It gives me my username, and then where …
Ro’s Partner In Crime
I mentioned a while ago that Ro was headed off to guide dog school. Well, she finally got her net up on Friday, and announced to the world that she’s training with a yellow labby boy named Jayden. She also announced that I am one of the lucky ones who won the guide dog guessing …
Talk About Your Eviction Notice
Gees! I think Jimmie Lamar Richardson should choose a new line of work. The job of being a landlord is getting to him. It has to be if he would beat a tenant to death for locking himself out of his apartment. The story goes that Richard Bohannon got a little drunk and forgot his …
You Have, One, New Drug Deal In Your Mailbox
Here’s a tip. When calling your boss and leaving a voicemail, always check that you’ve hung up properly before continuing with your activities, especially if they involve making a drug deal. If you don’t, you may end up fired, just like Joseph Stankiewicz did. He claims that it’s not him on the recording, but a …
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I Spy, With Your Laptop’s Little Eye…
Here come some more school tools. It appears the Lower Merion School District was all happy with itself, giving every high school student a laptop so they can have access to school resources all the time. But what Blake Robbins found out was their true motive was spying on students through an embedded webcam in …
Go Ahead And Pay The Man. When The World Is Ours, We’ll Get Our Money Back
I have no words to describe this piece of utter legislative stupidity, but honestly, do I need any? How about I steal a few from the story, and then just let you chew on that for a while. Terrorists who want to overthrow the United States government must now register with South Carolina’s Secretary of …
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Sit! Stay…In This Cell. Good Boy.
The story of Mario Duane Porter getting charged for telling a police dog to sit wasn’t much of a story, but it did make me think of a couple funny ones of my own. Back when I was a camp counsellor, long before I’d given getting a guide dog serious thought, there was this camper …
I Shot Him My Way
Back a couple years ago, I wrote about a guy getting shot in the Philippines for singing out of tune. I mentioned that a lot of places removed the popular song “My Way” by Frank Sinatra from their lists because it caused too much violence. Well, here’s a whole story on that phenomenon. Wow. Nobody …
Got The Goods, Got My Gun, Got My Keys?
I probably wouldn’t have posted this story, except for the image created by a couple of sentences. A man robbed a hotel, and police were called. When police arrived, they quickly found a big clue, a dropped set of keys to a caddilac in the hallway. When they went outside, they found Darnell Lamar Wright, …