His Need For A Divorce Hit Him On The Head Like A Hammer

And here I thought that dude who lured his wife out to the garage to show her a halloween display and then tried to hang her was pretty creepy. Now, Amy Ricks did something even creepier! She blindfolded her husband, saying she had a surprise for him. She took him to the basement of her …

While You Were Anesthetized…

Here’s a scary little tidbit that I think every Canadian woman should know. If you must undergo routine surgery at a teaching hospital, as it currently stands, after they’re done, Obstetrics and Gynecology students can parade in and perform pelvic exams on you while you are still asleep, and they can do it without your …

Theremins Makin’ Me Crazy

I know we’ve mentioned the theremin before. Well, in an attempt to prove that it can be used for more than creepy musical effects in horror movies, some folks have decided to get it to play actual songs. Here’s Gnarls Barkley’s “Crazy” As theremins would play it. I think maybe the theremin version is slightly …

Clean Teeth, Dirty Mind

Ug. I’d hate to be female and have worked for Dr. Mahesh Patel, a dentist. What a total creep. According to a Metro Police report, after a female employee at the Advanced Center for Dentistry, 770 Warm Springs Road, reported to work on Jan. 11, Patel, her employer, requested her assistance with a scheduled procedure …

I See A Dumbass In This Lawsuit

I think Dane Chan is John Rempel stupid. Just read this little excerpt and see if you agree. The 36-year-old Upper West Side woman says she first went to Mitchell’s lair — Zena Psychic on Seventh Avenue South at Bleecker Street — in October 2008, when she was down in the dumps over problems at …

I Think The Heroin’s Frying His Brain

Oh boy. I love dumb criminal stories. No matter how many of them I hear, I still cackle when I get a new one. The dumbass in question is John Yarrington. He told police that Cory Noonan was selling drugs out of his mom’s house. So, they told him to buy some heroin, and then …