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Well, I’m one step closer to having my Nokia N86! I’m such a silly. Every day this month, I’ve been thinking I should order the phone, I should order the phone. But you’ve heard all too often about my fears of making a bad technology decision. Yesterday, after a lot of hesitation, I picked up …
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A couple of days ago, I had something happen that just had to go into the Trixie brag files. On Thursday, Huppy’s mom and I decided we’d go get the landlady some chocolates since she was leaving and would no longer be our landlady. But it was coldcoldcold out there, and there was no way …
This just makes me angry. I saw this a couple of days ago, but I was either running out the door or too tired to try and post about it. This whole thing started when a Hamilton woman wanted to find a trainer to train her family dog to perform some kind of tasks for …
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Ya know, I hate having to take praise away from people, but it appears I have to this once. Three years ago, when I set up the feedburner by email thingamabob, I couldn’t have been happier. There was a captcha, but there was audio. so yea. Now, I hear they took the audio captcha away. …
Maybe Christine Yvette Lobe should run off with Joshua Alger. They should just put their kids in more capable hands, and not make any more. It takes a special kind of person to leave her toddler at home alone, and wheel her one-year-old into a bar in a stroller, after already getting drunk. Thankfully the …
What a dad Joshua Alger is. He passed out drunk in a McDonald’s children’s play area at 4 in the goddamn afternoon while his kids played. We don’t know how pop and the little ones got there. Then, when police found out he has a warrant for his arrest and called mommy dearest to pick …
I guess we can be thankful that Joseph Boyd didn’t pull a Freddie Johnson and molest other people on the subway. But it would be pretty gross to look over and see someone havin’ a grand old time with himself while riding the train. I love how, when someone told him to stop, he said, …
I forgot to put this in my last post. I can’t even remember who told me this, or in what class it happened. But I remember someone telling me this story. They said their teacher walked up to the front of the room, and wrote “ghoti” up on the board. People guessed that it might …
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You know, I’ve been doing some work with a guy at the literacy centre. When I started, I was brought in to teach him JAWS. Within a couple of minutes, I realized that he didn’t know how to type! So we started typing drills…and learned that he had a lot of issues with spelling. And …
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Martin sent me this, and it made me chuckle. The Moral of Auntie Sharon A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: To get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to …