>Wack It From The Rooftops

>Charles Edward Meaux sounds like quite the prize. He’s gotta be something special when a story starts like this: Drivers on the 5 freeway called police about noon Wednesday saying there was a naked man on the roof of a home performing a sexual act “to or at” drivers. He did this at noon! I …

>A Little More Sleep Chatter

>The Sleep-Talkin’ man has more audio. Here’s donkey jockey. And somehow, I missed putting up his thoughts on being a pirate. You can’t be a pirate if you don’t have a beard. My boat, my rules. I’ve commented saying that I can’t click the embedded links, nor even see them, so please make mention of …

The Botfly, The Little Botfly

After I watched this video about a woman with a Botfly larva in her head, I couldn’t get her out of my head. Ug. *shiver* Any sighties out there, does it look bad? It sounds positively ug. This seriously sounds like something from a horror movie. I love how she goes from “Oh my god …

I Guess You Are What You Eat

You’d think that someone buying crab cakes would act in a more civilized manner than spitting in a manager’s face, head-butting him, and hitting him five or six times in the face, breaking his glasses. But that’s what Ralph Barr did. He bought a bunch of crab cakes because they had a price on them …

The Goommba’s Pizzeria School of Customer Service

Wow. I think Maria Del Rayo Cordero has to get a refresher on what good customer service is. It does not involve telling a customer, when they say they got the wrong food, to pay for it and leave. It also does not involve heaving a tray of food at them and clonking them in …

Coconut Crack

When I first heard the story of cops mistaking coconut candy for crack, I felt sorry for the two guys who got arrested. But there’s something about these guys that doesn’t make them sympathetic characters. It still doesn’t make it right that they got arrested, though. The story is that Cesar Rodriguez and Jose Pena …

Trixie Waggles Onto the Blog Again

I’ve been meaning to write a little dog post for a while now. The apartment building is getting a whole new carpet on all the floors. So, they have completely ripped up the carpet in the hall. They’re fast for sure, they’re already laying underpad today. I wasn’t sure what Trix would think of the …

Did Somebody Say McDouchebags?

Does McDonald’s really think people will confuse a charity concert with their burgers and fries? Or do they just like suing people who couldn’t possibly fight back? Judging from this article, which lists other people they have sude, including children and small businesses, I think the choice is B. Her name is Lauren McClusky. She …