Steve was telling me about something he’d heard about where somebody took the news and put auto-tune on it. I thought this would have been hilarious, so went out to find it, and my god, there’s a whole series. So without blabbing anymore, I give you…Auto-Tune the news. Seriously. I’m going to have that little …
Author Archives: Carin Headrick
I’m Surprised She Didn’t Name Her Daughter Christine
Uh, remember how I said I couldn’t find anything to post about? How in the blue bloody hell did I miss the story of Jessica King? Here’s the quick and dirty version. Jessica King was 8 months pregnant. She decided to go drive to a meeting. It was icy. Even so, she thought it would …
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To Have A shot At Being Proven Innocent, He’ll Need A Whole New Identity
I couldn’t find much to post, so I went back and found the story of this dumbass robbing a store in full view of security cameras. It’s not the fact that he robbed a music store in front of 8 security cameras that made me want to put it up, although that’s pretty stupid. It’s …
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Looking Out for Your Guide Dog After You Die
Somebody asked a good question on a list I’m on. It was originally phrased as “can you specify in your will who gets your guide dog if heaven forbid, you die suddenly?” This was quickly answered, and it was said that whether or not you have signed over ownership of the pooch, it’s your wishes …
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I’m Looking Over, My Cooked dog rover, who I Left In My Hot, Hot, Car
I saw something today while I was out running errands that made me mad, so I figured I’d write it down. As I left the last place where we were going, I noticed my god, it had gotten warmer. At the same moment as I noticed that, I heard the sound of yapping dogs. I …
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Dragonflies Are Faster Than A Speeding Bullet!
We’ve talked about people trying to shoot mice, but in that case, nobody was hurt. This time someone decided to shoot dragonflies, and shot his friend in the head instead. We don’t know if his buddy survived, nor was there any word on whether he managed to hit any dragonflies. Dragonflies? Seriously?
I Now Pronounce You…Prison Bitch
Here’s a marriage that’s likely doomed to fail. Sean Kelly married his room-mate’s sister. At the wedding, the booze was flowing, and apparently so were the insults between bride and groom’s families. Before it was over, 10 people were in a big old shoving match, some of them sustaining cuts and bruises. the cops were …
I Went Through The birth Canal And All I got Was This Lousy T-Shirt
Wow. I think we found the people who made the Chinese Takeout and santa panties. they’re called Cotton On Kids, and they have a whole line of baby clothing with dirty slogans. There are shirts that say things like “I’m living proof my mum is easy,” “the condom broke” and “my mommy likes it on …
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Workking Concrete Canoe, That’s An Oxymoron
Student drowns while testing concrete canoe Ya think? I can’t figure out how so many people, as part of a civil engineering team, thought this was a fine idea. Concrete…canoe! Concrete…canoe! Should concrete be in a canoe? I know the guy sank because he didn’t have a lifejacket, but whatever happened to the canoe? It …
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Giant Thought Motherload Comin’ In
I’ve had a few things I’ve wanted to write down, but I’ve been kinda busy and when I’ve had a second, I didn’t have the focus I wanted. Now I think I have what I need to write. Speaking of being busy, I’m still pretty busy right now, so the new template will have to …