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The story of a dad holding a knife to his daughter’s cheek until it bled because he was mad at her for not getting her homework done called to me for three reasons. first, there is the obvious one. what kind of dad are you that you would do that? You hit her in the …
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Here’s a little heads-up to all GDB grads out there. I’ve heard from Grad Services that GDB will no longer be mailing out those annual vet forms. Don’t get the wrong idea. They will still cover the annual checkups and they will help you with other stuff if you need it, although everything over and …
I’ve noticed this a few times in the last few days and wondered if anyone else has. So Google has their word verification scheme thingamabobber. They also have an audio link. Sometimes the graphic includes numbers, sometimes it includes letters. When the graphic includes letters, the audio link doesn’t work. If it is numbers, the …
Man accused of climbing into pit toilet – again Yup, again. Somehow, like in the case of Des Moines Man Jumps Into River Again, the word “again” makes it even funnier. Gary Moody had done this before, always saying that he had dropped something or other into the outhouse and that’s why he was in …
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Uh, do you really think that you can protect yourself from the wildfires of California by…hanging out in your hottub? Well, you can’t, as two people from Big Tujunga Canyon found out when they tried this. They’re now critically burned and in hospital. Why is it that I keep seeing this scene from the simpsons …
I just got off the phone with someone, and the whole conversation brought a question to the forefront that flits through my mind from time to time. Why are some blinks, and a lot of folks who have any level of vision trouble, so preoccupied with their level of vision? Either they want to make …
Here’s another drunk guy who walked into the wrong house. Poor Teddy Brisseaux won’t be able to say that he just dreamed this one. Police were dispatched to a Bruce Avenue house shortly before 4:30 a.m. Sunday after being told about a house break-in at a home a block from the defendant’s home. When officers …
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Here’s a tip. spray-paint is toxic, especially if you slather your face with it as a disguise while committing a robbery. I would tell you to ask Thomas James about the dangers of spray-paint as a disguise, but he’s kind of dead. I also thought it was funny that this robbery occurred on Sparkleberry Lane. …
I think I agree with chuck Shepherd of News of the Weird’s assessment that Hell’s totally waiting for Aurelio Vallerillo-Sanchez. Uh-huh, and I think there’s also a place for him if there ever is a fail hall of fame. Should we create it in honour of William Topaz McGonagall? Anyway, I digress. Let us place …
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>Man Hospitalized After Drilling through Live Round to Make Keychain Charm Bla bla bla, another person drilling through, or hammering on, live ammo. but there was one line that spoke to me and said he needed a place up here. The man did not immediately seek treatment, but consulted with his neighbor and eventually went …