You live in the building with me, and have for at least as long as I’ve had Trixie. You’re a little dog. In fact, I can hold your head in one hand. I don’t know what kind of dog you are, but you’re small. What exactly is your issue with Trixie? If I’m out alone, …
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When They Talk About Bedside Manner, They don’t Mean You Should Practice From Your Bedroom
A while ago I talked about sketchy doctors treating folks in sketchy places. Well, we can add Donnie Hendrix and his silicone injections to the list. Yeah, the guy gave silicone injections out of his bedroom, and killed a woman when somehow, while injecting her hips, silicone filled her lungs. How that happens, I don’t …
‘Scuse Me, ‘Scuse Me! Man with Big Balls Just Wrote A Paper
Dr. Denis Walsh has a lot of balls telling women how much pain they should or shouldn’t go through when having a baby. I figure until he can pop a baby out of himself, he doesn’t have a right to speak about how much pain a mother should go through. Sure he makes a few …
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Goddamn Sonofabitch That’s Cold!
Here’s a study I’d like to be a fly on the wall for. A group of volunteers were asked to put their hands in freezing water for as long as they could. during one trial, they were asked to say a random word, and in the other trial, they were asked to use a swear …
Well…That Explains Why I couldn’t Get Any Shows To Come Up On The Furnace.
Wow. Just a little over a year after a dude mistook the moon for a UFO, an elderly woman mistook the fireplace channel for her TV being on fire. thank god she didn’t try to throw water on her TV first. Then she would have had a real emergency.
Oh. I was supposed To Do Those In Order?
Is this the type of guy who doesn’t follow instructions well? Does he buy a piece of furniture with numbered pieces and then just grab random pieces and try to put them together? I would imagine so, since he can’t get three steps in order. The three steps were supposed to be rob armoured vehicle. …
It’s Not An iPod, It’s A Pea Pod
Next time you find 3 men sitting in a car full of laptops, cell phones and digital cameras and you decide you want to buy some, it would be good to look in the bag they hand you, especially after giving them about $866 U.S. If you don’t, you may find out you just paid …
Look At Us, All Over The Letters to the Editor Section Again
On Tuesday, Steve said he was going to write a letter to the editor about an editorial he saw about the calling of bus stops. Well, it got in. I wrote one too, and it also made it in. I think his was better, but oh well. At least we both got to hit some …
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Cell Phone Chatter
I figure while I’m ranting, I might as well get both of my small complaints out of the way first. Steve finally got himself a new cell phone, the same one I got a couple years ago, and while I’m largely happy with how smooth it was for him to get his hands on the …
Feel Free To Submit Events…If You Can Figure Out How
Here’s a puzzler for ya. How come almost every single media outlet that has a community events listings area doesn’t have a little section where they explain where people can send their listings, how long they need to be, etc? I’m part of a committee that wants to send press releases out about events coming …
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