A small Chinese airline is considering offering standing seats so they can fit 40 percent more people on their planes. No, I’m not kidding. They’ll still be belted around the waist though, so they tell us we shouldn’t worry. Uh-huh. How long until airlines here try to follow their lead? I mean, they already overbook …
Author Archives: Carin Headrick
Folks, You’re Not Helping Your Case!
The story of Willie Jeter, who stole an expensive watch from courthouse x-ray scanners amid a whole pack of sheriff’s deputies and surveillance cameras while on trial for cocaine-related charges reminds me of that old story of Jessica Cohen, who stole a cellphone from a public defender’s office. Why did she come there? To get …
You Say Potato, I Say I’ll Fucking Kill You. Let’s Call The Whole Thing Off. I’ll Even Throw You The Phone!
Ooo! More food feuding. This was over undercooked potatos and burned bread. Oh, and the chick was drunk, but still.
Out Of Gas, Out Of Luck
These two dorks should have learned from this dork that if you rob a gas station, check your own fuel gauge. There were two of ’em and neither of ’em noticed. About a mile from the station, put put splutter splutter cough stop. Then they were arrested. I never thought I’d see two gas station …
There Won’t Be Any Noise Complaints For A While Now
I’m dying to know how bad Gregory McCalium looks. the description says he looks like he’d been in a car accident when by the sounds of it, all he took was a couple of punches…well…a couple of punches from a retired boxer. Here’s a lesson for dear old Gregory. Even if you break into the …
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Soul Survivor
This story about a reality TV show where various preachers try to convert atheists twists my head around. Basically, 10 atheists who have been interviewed to assure that they are truly atheists go on the show and a muslim imam, a rabbi, a greek orthodox priest and a monk try to prove the merits of …
Does She Get Butterflies In Her Shoulder?
I always joke with a friend that she must be an alien because when she has a problem with something, the pain is never where it should be, and her appendix and gall bladder were not where they were supposed to be. I always ask her how she’s hiding her green skin. Here’s a really …
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I’m Getting Mixed Messages From the Pop
Hey there mom and pop of Pop, which is not the kid’s real name. You’re stupid. I know you have beautiful dreamy plans and only the best hopes for your little tyke, but you’re stupid to think they’ll work and not cause your kid harm. These people want to raise their kid with no gender. …
iPhone Info
Holy crap! Remember when I mentioned that the iPhone was going to come up talking? Well, now the internet is exploding with blinky iPhone related resources. Check this out. Want some chapters of the manual in other formats? There’s a blog for that. Want to read a review of the phone? He has a page …
I Shouldn’t Have Seen Shadows Of Doubt
A few weeks ago, I said I was going to see a play that my friend Anton was in. I said I was worried about it being lame. I couldn’t have been more wrong. In fact, I think people should see it far and wide. It’s awesome, and not just because Anton was hilarious in …