Gone-ba’s Pizzeria

I hope that after the pistol-whipping hit the news, goomba’s isn’t doing so well. those words were spoken by me in January of this year after I read the story about that guy getting tooled by the owner of a pizzeria when he complained the place got his order wrong. Well, truer words were never …

There’s A Reason She’s Called A Guide Dog

I had a bus driver say something to me the other day that, no matter how many times I hear it, makes me raise my eyebrows. I was getting on the bus, and the driver said, “Wow, you do pretty well without that stick.” At first I just thanked him and sat down, wondering if …

Twitter Twits

First it was walking and texting-related injuries. Now those injuries have subcategories, one of them is twinjuries, or injuries suffered while twittering. James Coleman decided he would jog and tweet, tweet and jog, and so he was jog jog joggin’ along..and then…it happened! Clonk! Head meets tree, and he heard tweets of a different kind. …

We’ll Let You Out Of Jail, It don’t Matter If You’re Black Or White.

Originally, I was just going to post this because of the guy’s name. Falsely released while being held for public intoxication was Richard Daniel Wines. I guess he drank a little too much of the wine. But I now have questions. He got out by saying he was a 34-year-old black man. He’s an 18-year-old …

Quite The tribute to Quite The Dad

I heard about this essay in the latest premium newsletter from This Is True. wow. That’s…one crazy dad. that’s one dedicated dad, but one crazy dad for sure. It’s sad that his life ended in the middle of doing quite the prickish act. I hope his son can stop blaming himself one day for not …

Big Bozeman Wants To Watch You

Here’s a scary policy that I’m happy to say died a quick and merciful death. The city of Bozeman, Montana decided they wanted to have a real good look at applicants for city jobs. Included in the background check was a request for applicants to tell them about all social networking and web groups they …

Shoo, PETA, Don’t Bother Me

Ug here we go with more PETA bullshit. I think even flies can smell it and would consider it fine food. President Obama swatted a fly in an interview. PETA decided to seize upon this opportunity and bitch about it, sending him a humane bug catch and release fly trap. This reminds me of something …