Ok, poll time, except I’m too stupid to come up with an actual poll. How many think Austin Stevens is a two-bit Steve Irwin clone? I saw him on discovery yesterday and all I could think was “You know you wanna pet a stingray. You wanna. I double dog dare ya.” I know that’s mean, …
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And God Said, Let There Be Horrible Mutilations Of The English Language, And It Was So.
The other day, Steve happened to be cruisin’ around our page and saw an ad for a text lingo bible. We can’t click on it, but it sure peaked our curiosity. Steve and I thought two different things. I thought it was like a lexicon for all things textspeak. Steve thought it was a translation …
Solona
God I hate not being able to sleep. I’ve been awake since about quarter to four this morning, and I eventually got up at about 4:15 and tried to burn myself out. didn’t work. You’d think this was Steve writing this post, but nope, it’s me. And I’m not even preparing for a life-changing event …
These School Officials Suffered A Dangerous Low In Intelligence
Here’s an example of somebody enjoying having a teeny weeny bit of power. Caitlin Perry is diabetic. One day, she felt her sugar dropping, so asked her friend to go get her another fruit cup. Her friend did, but before Perry could open it, the cook came over to her, yelled at her, said she’d …
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Shadows, Lights, Camera, Action!
Just a quick plug for our buddy Anton. He’s in a play! How cool is that? We’re going to go see him, and we thought we’d put the info up here for anyone who’s interested. Here’s the site, and here’s the press release. FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Out of Sight Productions presents ‘I Only See Shadows’ …
Texting A Landline Just Got dumber
Wow. I just learned something else about that rogers Wireless txt 2 Landline service. Not only is it cumbersome, it’s cumbersome and it costs dough. I mentioned in that message that I got a thank you message with the message I sent. I thought I’d read the whole thing, but then I read it later …
How Is Babby Formed?
We saw this little clip the other day and now it randomly pops back into our heads, especially now that our neighbour had her baby. We keep calling the little guy babby. According to Encyclopedia Dramatica, this little creation was based off of a post that has been written on Yahoo answers, which after further …
Cell Phone Seminar
There’s an interesting online seminar, I refuse to say webinar with any seriousness, being put on by Citizens with Disabilities of Ontario. the subject is cellphones and people with disabilities and the presenter is Jeff Stark. I think they ask some pretty interesting questions, and if you register, you can ask questions of your own. …
Want To Have Your Phone Talk Right Out Of The Box? There’s An App For That.
This is pretty cool news. The iPhone that is being released in mid July will come equipped with a version of Voiceover, the Mac’s screen-reader. That means that, out of the box, the iPhone will work for blind folks. We won’t need to buy another screen-reader package and lay out more cash. That’s a pretty …
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We Notice Too Many Ads
Here we go again with the comercials. I saw an ad for Iams dog food that said that the food would produce the seven signs of healthy vitality. Uh, what other kind of vitality is there? I’ve never heard of unhealthy vitality. I guess cancer could have healthy vitality that would be unhealthy for you, …