I think it’s fitting that a dude who got busted on probation for having a meth lab and a ton of stolen stuff’s name is Lloyd Conn, I know there’s an extra n, but come on. Even better, he lives on Smoky Hollow Road. that’s what it would have been if his meth lab exploded.
Author Archives: Carin Headrick
Here’s Another Reason We Have Messed Up Kids
What do you want to bet all of these families end up with their kids growing up to be nutbars? They say kids need to respect authority figures, but they sure don’t display that. Yikes.
Stalled Brains On The Highway Of Life
Last year, Steve found this story of a woman who couldn’t get the concept of how to unlock a car door while inside the car, and I thought “wow, that sounds like something out of a blond joke. That’ll never happen again.” It happened again. At least in this case, the dispatcher was able to …
That’s Not A Barstool!
Ann Adams managed to find a video of the motorized barstool. thank you, Ann, you rock. As a very large aside, does anyone know who does this big comedy skit about Ikea and how you can never find your way out and if you took out a compass, you’d go nuts because there’s no north, …
One Letter In, One To Go
Remember yesterday when I said I wrote a letter to both papers? Well, it’s been published in one of ’em. I even got in the opinions section, not just the letters to the editor! Woohoo!
Barfool
Please tell me there’s a picture of this motorized barstool. Please say there’s a photo. We need to get a description of the barstool-lawnmower hybrid.
The Fact That She Shouldn’t Be Driving Hit Her Like…A Freight Train Perhaps?
How the hell do you mistake train tracks for the street you want to turn down? Ask June Griffith, who is lucky to be alive thanks to the quick thinking of some passing folks.
Let’s Hope These People Never need Assistance From The Police
Wow, did GUTS move to Oakland? This sounds like something they’d do. Lovelle Mixon shoots four officers, and his family accuses *the police* of genocide? Ok.
Maybe It Wouldn’t Be Free Speech If He Asked Them To Check Out His Tickle Trunk
Remember Charles the Tickle Monster Douglas? Well apparently a judge has ruled that his requests to tickle kids are protected under free speech. I still wouldn’t recommend he continue, or at least I’d recommend he stop asking the strangers for permission to do the tickle monster routine on their kids. I’d Stick to kids I …
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Don’t Throw Your Junk In My Backyard, My Backyard’s Full…And So Is The space Under The Julia Tuttle Causeway
I understand the need to restrict where sex-offenders live, but is it justifiable to force them to live under a bridge in conditions not even suitable for animals? Sure, they have to pay for what they’ve done, but isn’t this a little much?