A Heated Battle Over Rent Money

When we lived in our old place waaaay back in the days when Steve’s laundry basket was stolen and drunks came for an unintended sleepover, we used to joke that the owner of our building was a mobster. It’s a good thing we were never late with rent. Otherwise, this may have happened to us. …

I Only Have One Word. Headnova

Ug. The things people can persuade others to believe. The latest ridiculousness is an email stating that calls received on cellphones from certain numbers which appear in red when they call will cause the recipient’s brain to hemorrhage. I think my head just exploded, but not because of any cell phone call from any number …

So Was The Tank His Chrisco Hamper?

Well, it looks like we know who was hanging out in the toilet tank, and it wasn’t our old, er, buddy. We now know that his name is Luke Chrisco, and he’s really, really, really weird. Where do I even begin? He wants to be a porn star. He calls himself a worshipper of women. …

What’s That, The Creepy Pervert Pose?

This story about a man hiding in a portable toilet tank at a yoga festival made me think of Our buddy ol’ pal Gary Moody. We don’t know if this guy is him, but I’m very curious. A woman went in to use the facilities, and noticed something moving in the tank. She left and …

I Had A Good Title For This Post. What Was It Again?

Every now and then, my brain goes on a binge of telling me in my sleep that I’m a failure. First there were these dreams, and then there was this not so kind barrage. Now, here’s my brain’s new and creative way to make me feel like suck. First I dreamed that I forgot to …

I Could Hang Out With The Smart Ass Cripple…If He’d Let Me Find Him That Is

The other day, I linked to the blind guy avoidance techniques on the Smart Ass Cripple’s blog. Well, now I’ve gone back and read everything on that blog…and it’s awesome! He does the kind of writing that makes me simultaneously laugh and think. I wish I was that good. So if you haven’t already, head …

Oh No! Sighties Are Trying To Go Stealth!

I remember back a while ago, we had a commenter named Joe Clark who would get all mad if we made a gay joke. “Oh, but if they made a blind joke, you wouldn’t be laughing, now would you?” I will answer him by linking to this. And I’m laughing. I’m laughing, and hoping that …