If You Don’t Stop Walking Into The Knife I’m Flailing Around You’re Going To Get Me Arrested

Shadae Scott stabbed her boyfriend Kevin Wiggins multiple times with a pink pocket knife because she was upset that his dog had eaten her marijuana, or at least that’s what police and Wiggins would like you to believe. Scott, on the other hand, would prefer that you see things a little differently. there was no …

Usually You Sleep With The Fishes, Not Get Woken Up By Them

So here I am, in a house. I’ve taken some money. I’ve had some food. What to do now? Hmmm. Must think of something. Leaving would be smart, but it feels too obvious. I need something different. Something exciting. Something…unexpected. I know! I’ll slap this sleeping guy with a fish. Come on, who would see …

Dear Bell Customers: If You Don’t Like Being Tracked And Sold To, I Have Some Bad News For You

So wholly crap, this is pretty nuts. The Great Canadian Personal Data Grab Continues: Bell Expands Its Consumer Monitoring and Profiling Long story short, starting next month, if Bell is your provider for basically anything, I suggest not only being prepared to become the product, but minding that sketchy internet and television use of yours. …

Some Thoughts After Watching Bound For Glory

Since I took the time to predict the thing, I should probably talk about bound for Glory. I’m glad I bought it, but it really didn’t feel like the biggest show of the year. Nothing was awful and some of it was quite good, but if we’re measuring it by the standards of Wrestlemania in …

I’ll Have A 12 Inch Road Rage On White, Please

You’ve just sideswiped a vehicle. What should you do? A: Calmly exchange information with the driver after you’ve made sure he’s ok. B: Get the hell out of there. C: Throw a sandwich at him when he tries to talk to you, then point a gun at him when he makes the same mistake again. …

TNA Bound For Glory Predictions

It’s been too long since I’ve previewed a wrestling PPV and tonight is TNA’s biggest show of the year, so let’s see if I can make me some good predictions. they can’t be any worse than my baseball playoff pics, I hope. Speaking of which, Cardinals and Red Sox? I’m having trouble caring less about …

For The First Time In A While, Have A Joke Pile!

*I added Princess Diana on Xbox Live. She never plays anything though, she just stays on the dashboard. *My son gets erections in the most unfortunate places. Mainly in his mouth and arse. *Two black men were walking along a road in Los Angeles when they were struck by a police car driven by a …