Shadae Scott stabbed her boyfriend Kevin Wiggins multiple times with a pink pocket knife because she was upset that his dog had eaten her marijuana, or at least that’s what police and Wiggins would like you to believe. Scott, on the other hand, would prefer that you see things a little differently. there was no …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Usually You Sleep With The Fishes, Not Get Woken Up By Them
So here I am, in a house. I’ve taken some money. I’ve had some food. What to do now? Hmmm. Must think of something. Leaving would be smart, but it feels too obvious. I need something different. Something exciting. Something…unexpected. I know! I’ll slap this sleeping guy with a fish. Come on, who would see …
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A Real Florida Cracker
I can’t stop watching this Terry Funk promo about Jerry Lawler wanting to be a true Floridian. My mind is being pulled equally in 2 different directions: 1. This is hilarious. 2. This man is legitimately insane and would probably kill himself just to injure me in a fight. Then I have another thought. Even …
Dear Bell Customers: If You Don’t Like Being Tracked And Sold To, I Have Some Bad News For You
So wholly crap, this is pretty nuts. The Great Canadian Personal Data Grab Continues: Bell Expands Its Consumer Monitoring and Profiling Long story short, starting next month, if Bell is your provider for basically anything, I suggest not only being prepared to become the product, but minding that sketchy internet and television use of yours. …
Some Thoughts After Watching Bound For Glory
Since I took the time to predict the thing, I should probably talk about bound for Glory. I’m glad I bought it, but it really didn’t feel like the biggest show of the year. Nothing was awful and some of it was quite good, but if we’re measuring it by the standards of Wrestlemania in …
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I’ll Have A 12 Inch Road Rage On White, Please
You’ve just sideswiped a vehicle. What should you do? A: Calmly exchange information with the driver after you’ve made sure he’s ok. B: Get the hell out of there. C: Throw a sandwich at him when he tries to talk to you, then point a gun at him when he makes the same mistake again. …
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Who Inspires You
Gill has decided to write yet another guest post. I like guest posts because they can sometimes offer different perspectives on things we’ve covered or explore topics we would neverhave thought about on our own, which is great. More voices is a good thing, as I like to say. I also like them because they …
TNA Bound For Glory Predictions
It’s been too long since I’ve previewed a wrestling PPV and tonight is TNA’s biggest show of the year, so let’s see if I can make me some good predictions. they can’t be any worse than my baseball playoff pics, I hope. Speaking of which, Cardinals and Red Sox? I’m having trouble caring less about …
A Life Or Death Riddle
This riddle about a harrowing life or death situation combines skill, forethought, and proves how math and physics might be used in everyday life. Would you survive this situation? The Setup: You are on a horse, moving forward at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off. On your left side …
For The First Time In A While, Have A Joke Pile!
*I added Princess Diana on Xbox Live. She never plays anything though, she just stays on the dashboard. *My son gets erections in the most unfortunate places. Mainly in his mouth and arse. *Two black men were walking along a road in Los Angeles when they were struck by a police car driven by a …
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