Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
I like poutine and I like Jones Soda. But the idea of combining the two…I’m not so sure I like that. I’d heard it was gross, but I kept an open mind and was willing to be surprised. With the wife looking on, I cracked open a bottle and took a swig. It didn’t take long …
Continue reading “Wash Down That Poutine With A Big Bottle Of Poutine”
Equal access to printed material for the blind is an issue that’s pretty close to our hearts for obvious reasons, so I’m happy to plug this petition. No matter how many times I hear something like this, I’m always baffled and saddened by corporations that don’t want to not only do the right thing as …
In a shocking turn of events, a government has gotten its math wrong. Weird, eh? That never happens. So what went wrong this time? Well, it seems that the savings we can expect from getting rid of pennies are about $7 million less annually than Jim Flaherty said they would be, at least over the …
Continue reading “A Penny Saved Is A Few Million Dollars Less Than Anticipated”
On the surface it seems obvious who the evil twin is in this family, but on the other hand, the other one did eat all the ranch dressing. Totally not cool. Ocala police officer Kristen Whitston went to the area of Northwest 12th Street and Northwest 12th Avenue and found one of the 17-year-old twins …
Continue reading “Would You Tell Your Stupid Ranch Tooth To Shut Up!?”
I was thinking to myself the other day that it had been a while since United Airlines broke anything. Have they finally started to shape up or have I just not been on the ball enough, I wondered. Of course, this being United, the answer is a resounding column B. An English Springer Spaniel named …
Someone else has gone all Roger Stephens on a screaming kid, but apparently Joe Hundley decided to raise the bar by also being a drunken racist. The boy’s mother, Jessica Bennett, 33, told the FBI their flight was on final descent into Atlanta when her 19-month-old son started to cry due to the altitude change. …
Continue reading “Angry Drunks On A Plane, Or Roger Stephens Goes Flying”
I knew this would happen, but I’m not sure I’d have guessed it would be this fast. The corpse of the Canadian penny hasn’t even finished cooling off yet and already there are folks calling for the end of not only the nickel, but the dime as well. The arguments are similar to the ones …
Continue reading “Don’t Get Too Comfortable, Nickel And Dime”
While basically anyone with simultaneous walking and gum chewing abilities should know this already, there are still plenty of folks who don’t. Unfortunately, they’re usually the ones in charge of making key decisions and the people who have those folks in their back pockets. But in the hopes that maybe I can help even one …
Continue reading “Get This, You Guys! Anti-piracy Efforts Don’t Work! Who Knew?”
This is completely ridiculous. And for a change, I mean that in the nicest of ways. What you’re about to watch is somebody playing the absolute king jesus hell out of Eddie Van Halen’s Eruption solo. You know, the one you hear right before the cover of You Really Got Me. But it’s not just …
Continue reading “People Better At Music Than You: Tina The Van Halen Playing 14-Year-Old”
If you’re planning on smuggling a phone into jail with you via the good old Hershey Express, always always always remember to turn it off before packing it. Remember, not expecting a call doesn’t necessarily mean you’re not going to get one. The Agence France-Presse reports that the 58-year-old convict had concealed the phone, along …
Continue reading “No Officer, That Wasn’t A Ringtone. It Was Just Me Farting”