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Whatever substances Gregory Matthew Bruni may have been on, he can have ’em. I want no part of anything that would cause me to spend my evening the way he did. Let’s Recap The Allegations Against Bruni: 1.Got naked, climbed onto the Lands’ roof. 2.Attacked Tony Land by jumping on him and hitting his shoulder. …
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Florin Constantin thought he had come up with a pretty good plan. Wearing some custom-made leggings under his pants, he headed out to the Waterfront bar in Norwich, England and proceeded to stuff them full of cell phones belonging to the pub’s customers. Not bad, right? Well yes, aside from one not so small detail …
Rap lyrics. They can be pretty sophisticated sometimes. If not sophisticated, at least hard to understand. So as a public service, here is one such rap song translated into the proper English for the benefit of those who wish to be hip like the youngsters. The music, so you can follow along, can be found …
I don’t quite understand what Tina Drouin’s problem is. It’s not like this woman was trying to fill her sub with tomatoes. that would be a beating. Police say Drouin started loudly complaining, used a profanity, and demanded a refund. “She couldn’t be pleased. She was very disoriented. She seemed like she was under the …
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I’ve heard of all kinds of people being thrown off of planes for things like getting drunk or threatening fellow passengers. But for singing I Will Always Love You over and over again? That’s a new one. According to reports she began her endless rendition of the divisive tune shortly after the flight took off. …
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Here’s a bit more Richard Jeni. Whoever uploaded this one misspelled the word religion in the title, but I won’t slag him too much since he clearly has good taste in comedy. This one is all about his experiences going to church as a kid and how they could have been made much better if …
this is cool. THE 10 CRAZIEST DRUMMERS EVER. It’s a fairly quick read, but it’s fascinating. If you like knowing a bit about the people who make your favourite music happen and how batshit insane they can be, take a few minutes to read this. Bill Ward Anyone who could put up with Ozzy Osbourne …
I grew up watching wrestling, often hearing Gorilla Monsoon describe confrontations as “the irresistible force meets the immovable object.” Sometimes I would hear this and wonder to myself, what would it be like if that were actually true? And now, after all these years, I think I have my answer. Thank you, science. Spoiler: It …
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Well, that was fun while it lasted. I fully expected to see at least one Leafs build up three goal lead, then blow three goal lead before losing probably in overtime game in this series. It’s Boston. that’s how it works. But if you told me that it would happen in game seven, I’d have …
My Twitter account is back up and running. The nice folks at Twitter didn’t tell me why they suspended it, but at least they were nice enough to give it back pretty quickly. Feel free to cease panicking.