Best Cover Ever Today: The Good Lovelies – Crabbuckit

Of the many reasons to love CBC Radio 2, one of my personal favourites is the Under the Covers feature on the morning show. Why? Because you often discover fantastic things like the Good Lovelies covering Crabbuckit, that’s why. Doubt I’ll be hearing anything cooler than that today. Here’s the k-os original so you can …

The Hitchhiker’s Guide To Getting Arrested

For several reasons, hitchhiking is a very popular mode of transportation for those who find themselves on the run. But handy as it is for covering long distances undetected, there’s also a lot of room for the undetected part to go completely out the window. This is especially true when the mighty and mysterious hand …

The Best Deathmatch Ever

For the longest time I’ve been hearing about something called Inter Species Wrestling, but until this morning I had never seen it. Now that I have, I must say I approve. Well, I approve of this Fans Bring the Lego, winner eats the loser deathmatch between Moohammad the Terrorist Cow and Flip D. Berger, at …

An Edible Lamp, Because…Because…I Don’t Know, To Be Honest

When I saw the title of the story This Edible Lamp Is Actually Good Enough to Eat, I was struck by one very simple question. Why am I wanting to eat a lamp? The thought had never crossed my mind, and now that it has, I’m in serious need of a way to make it …

That Wasn’t Very Sharp, Officer Delivery Man

I doubt I’d admire much about Christopher Sharp, but I have to say I’m kind of impressed by his commitment. Unfortunately that commitment was to lying about being a police officer for 6 months to impress the girl he was dating, but hey. According to the Hernando County Sheriff’s Department, Sharps’s time pretending to be …

Florida: Where Even The Sex Stings Are More Stupid Than Most

I don’t think I’m breaking any news when I say that people are not very smart. check out some of the folks arrested during an under cover sex sting operation in Florida. I’m not sure who my favourite is. It’s either this guy: Jeremiah Hintz, 32, of Sebring, had been attending South Florida Community College …

Dear Blind People: You And Your Precious iPhone Accessibility Can Suck It. Love, Samsung

There’s a fine line between protecting your intellectual property and being the worst kind of evil, heartless corporate dickbag on the earth. The fine folks at Samsung have, it would appear, rolled on up to that line and decided fuck it, let’s keep truckin’! Samsung has suffered a setback in its effort to win an …

Why They Say Don’t Try This At Home

Since I spent more of my childhood than may be healthy doing this kind of crap, this is totally hilarious. JG’s Ten Wrestling Moves That Really Hurt When You Try Them At Home Looking back, I’m amazed I wasn’t mamed or killed. Partly because the blind kid wanted to learn how the moves worked and …

Wine Ice Cream Is A Thing, And It Sounds Kind Of Fantastic

You’re getting a little tired of your wine sippy cup, but not tired of being buzzed. What to do…what to do? How about grabbing yourself a few pints of Mercer’s Dairy’s wine ice cream? The idea sounds kind of silly at first, but the stuff contains up to 5% alcohol, which is as strong or …