Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
I’ve learned a lot from all the crime documentaries I watch. For instance, I know that when the goal is a successful robbery, having a detailed plan can be a big help. I’ve also learned a lot from all the people I write about here. For instance, I know that if you do have a …
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James, AKA the guy who makes sure the server this thing sits on stays alive so it can keep sitting on it, has put together a handy dandy guide for cab drivers that explains what and what not to do when you’re driving a blind person around. A lot of this stuff is obvious, or …
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Here’s a strange one. Yes, I’m aware that covers about 87% of everything that finds its way here. I just needed a way to start this, and that was the best I had. Anyway… A 43-year-old high school French teacher from LaSalle, Quebec has lost his job after pleading guilty to charges that he lured …
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In his current form, Matt Wozenilek is the exact kind of person the accessibility movement doesn’t need. I thought so when I first heard is name a few years ago, and I think so now. Have a look at the story and accompanying video here and see if you see what I see. What I …
I can’t remember if I’ve asked this here or just on Twitter, but I’d love for somebody to please explain to me the fascination with adding bacon to everything. And I’m sorry, but “because it’s bacon and bacon is awesome” isn’t good enough to fly. I like bacon. I had some today. It is, in …
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I need to stop getting so worked up about what people name their children. But…but…I just can’t do it. Here are a couple of particularly infuriating nuggets from BabyCenter’s top names of 2012 press release. iBabies The smart phone may just be the best parenting tool since diapers, and some moms and dads are paying …
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Emails full of fake, funny product name translations go around all the time, but since these ones are from Mental Floss, I trust they’re the real deal. Mmmm, Fart Bar! And you’ll never think about pushing your Siri button the same way again, will you? Credit where it’s due though, I do remember the tender …
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I found this while looking at some old posts on BoingBoing. Since I’m going to be whistling, humming and singing it all day, I might as well share it. I need to find these guys on vinyl. Old music like this is the only reason to own a turntable. First color live Rockabilly performance JIMMY …
Here’s a really good, long article I just read that gives some pretty interesting insight into the reasons that people feel the need to fake cancer and other illnesses, especially online. It focuses on something called Munchausen syndrome by internet, which some medical professionals are trying to get officially recognized as a disorder alongside the …
Oh TNA. Even when you do something right, you can’t help doing it wrong. According to this, the decrease in pay-per-views is going to come with an increase in price. According to Multichannel News, which covered TNA’s PPV restructuring, Slammiversary in June will be priced at $39.95. Also, Bound for Glory in October will be …
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