Before we do anything else, hit the soundtrack, Maestro! Some of you won’t want to hear this, but there are plenty of good reasons for controlling the legal availability of firearms. For instance, if a certain Pennsylvanian didn’t own a gun, he wouldn’t have been able to shoot one of his kinfolk in the shoulder …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Stop The Presses! Some Blind People Got Married!
You’re not gonna believe this, you guys! Apparently, and this is seriously insane, blind people meet, date, fall in love and get married even though they have little to know idea what the person they’re with looks like! Really, I shit you not! check it out, it’s in the news! That’s right, the news! Somebody’s …
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You Live By The Cane, You Die By The Taser
I’ve never had the chance to hold a samurai sword, but if that day should ever come, I imagine there is little to no chance of me confusing it for my white cane. The previous sentence is part of the cover letter I’m writing to attach to my application for a job as a member …
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Thinking All Criminals Won’t Notice That Fred The Cop And Sunny The Dealer Look An Awful Lot Alike Is A Real Career Shortener, Officer
I understand that outing undercover police officers complete with photo goodness on Facebook is one of those things that you’re probably going to get in some trouble for, perhaps rightfully so. But when the aforementioned photo goodness was obtained from the aforementioned undercover cop’s Facebook profile, should that not gain you at least a few …
Confirmed: Stephen Harper Really Is A Wooden Prick
If you’ve ever said to yourself “boy, I sure would love to own a wooden penis painted up to look like Stephen Harper,” well…today’s your lucky day. Ok, it’s your lucky day if you have money to spend and the time to out bid anyone else who may have ever said that. The Calgary Sexual …
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So That’s Why They All Played The Same Guitar!
I’ve seen a few parodies of this Walk Off the Earth thing, but this is the first one I’ve laughed at.
The Person Paid To Act Like A Bad Man Acted Like A Bad Man To My Kid! No Fair!
I don’t know if this woman is a bad parent raising yet another pantywaste kid, angling for some kind of compensation, honestly doesn’t understand how playing a mean character works or all of the above, but she’s apparently serious in her belief that it’s 100% wrong for a wrestling heel to act like a giant …
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Goodbye, #Guelph
Seems I’ve had to say this far too many times lately, and now here I am doing it yet again. We are, believe it or not, still 100% alive and mostly well. There have been migraines and things that go along with migraines attacking me on and off the last week and change, and since …
Fall Of Love
Our old buddy Anton is back at the theatre thing again, so as is tradition, time to throw a plug his way. Out of Sight Productions An Inclusive Theatre Company Phone: 519-675-0379 Email: info@oosproductions.com Web: www.oosproductions.com FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Out of Sight Productions Presents An Anthology of Four Classic Love Stories London, Ontario, September 12, …
Let’s Hope They Never Hear About Staplers
Another day, another object with which the citizens of the United Kingdom cannot be trusted. Staff at Manchester’s National Health Services have been ordered to stop using metal paper fasteners after a staff member got a boo boo on his wittle finger winger. Yes, those round things you use to hold paper together have been …
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