How I’m Doing With My iPhone 4 And A Look Ahead To The iPhone 5

Since I just got an iPhone 4, of course that means it’s almost time for the iPhone 5 to hit the streets. It wouldn’t be right if I wasn’t behind the times now, would it? But don’t worry, I’m not angry. I’m not the type of guy who always has to have the newest thing. …

Gay Marriage? Wrong! Gay Sleeping Around At Political Conventions? Well…

Not that there’s anything wrong with this, but it sure is interesting. Grindr, the friend-finding phone application that has become a popular destination for gay men looking to meet up, experienced a surge in traffic in the Tampa area during the Republican National Convention this week.  According to figures provided by Grindr’s analytics department, the …

The Following Post Is Brought To You By Canada’s Shiny New Advertising Volume Rules

Since this is one of those things I’ve harped on a time or six, it seems only fitting to make a note that the day has finally arrived! Rules barring loud TV ads go into effect Saturday Saturday means September 1st, so as of now, you should be able to turn on your tv without …

If You Can’t Trust The Stranger You Bought Online, Who Can You Trust

Everywhere you turn these days, prices are on the rise. You feel it at the gas pumps, the grocery store, the street corner…wait, what? AnnArbor.com reports that police were called to an Ann Arbor home late Wednesday on a report of a robbery. Police say the 45-year-old man and a 19-year-old Ohio woman he contacted …

Explaining A Simple Wrestling Concept To People Who Are Supposed To Be Smarter Than I Am

Catching up on some wrestling news and saw this bit of analysis (emphasis on the anal) in a Wednesday One Shots column on ProWrestling.net. Chris Shore (ROH): I am still baffled behind the naming of Rhyno and Mike Mondo as number one contenders to the ROH World and TV titles, respectively. Just typing that sentence …

Say Goodbye To The Score

I’m convinced that Rogers won’t be happy until it owns the entire world. After crawling in bed yet again with Bell who is supposed to be the enemy to buy MLSE and basically own sports in Canada, they’re now trying to own all of the sports broadcasters. Yes, pending regulatory approval which it will get …

Priesthood Candidates

Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to pass one more test: The Celibacy Test. The Monsignor leads them into a room, tells them to undress, and ties a small bell to each man’s penis. In comes a beautiful woman, wearing a sexy belly-dancer costume. She begins to dance …