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I can’t seem to find it online, but this little police blotter gem was inthe Mercurytoday. High-heeled woman assaults man City police are looking for a high-heeled woman who assaulted a man waiting for a bus on Wyndham Street in the downtown core Tuesday. The 21-year-old man was approached just before 8:30 p.m. by a …
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How much must it suck to be Jim Joyce right now? I wonder if he’s woken up to his first death threat yet. In fact, I wonder if he’s gone to sleep at all. I can’t imagine how it must feel to know that you blew a call and ruined an historic moment for a …
The conservative government has once again made an attempt atintroducing new legislation to update Canada’s copyright act.In some ways it isn’t nearly as crappy as previous versions, but there’s one major problem that needs fixing before it hits the House of Commons. Included in the proposal is a section forbidding people from breaking any digital …
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Yes, walking home in the cold sucks. But you know what sucks more?going to jail for carjacking an off-duty Chicago police officer because you figured driving would be more comfortable. For doing that very thing, George Floyd, 17, faces charges of vehicular hijacking, aggravated battery to a peace officer and aggravated fleeing as well as …
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I haven’t had a chance to watch the final episode of WWE NXT yet, but what I have had a chance to check out is the list of rookies and pros for season 2, which starts next week. Christ but there are some stupid names on this list. I’ve bitched about this before, but even …
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Since I’m a good sport unlikesome people,I must say congratulations to the Rays on a pretty bigcome from behind winover my Jays last night. I’ve been sitting here with this post open trying to come up with something to say about the game, and I don’t think I can express my feelings any better than …
In an act of complete whining pettiness typical of someone who is willing to publicly identify as a Tampa Bay Rays fan, Ro hasdecided that she’s not going to be friends with me until at least Thursday.It could be longer if her team doesn’t fare well against my vastly superior Toronto Blue Jays this week, …
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1.1 Billion dollars and climbing. That’s billion with a B, and it’swhat the federal government plans to spend on the G8 and G20 summits next month.Give yourself a few seconds to get your head around that number. I know I needed them, and even after taking them I still don’t understand it. Vic Toews can …
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New Social Networking Site Changing The Way Oh, Christ, Forget ItLet Someone Else Report On This Bullshit NEW YORK—While millions of young, tech-savvy professionals already use services like Facebook and Twitter to keep in constant touch with friends, a new social networking platform called Foursquare has recently taken the oh, fucking hell, can’t some other …
Have you had about all of the Justin Bieber you can stand and then some? Do you use Firefox or are you willing to start? If you answered yes to these questions, Greg Leuch from the Free Art and Technology Lab is about to become your new hero. Leuch has developed a Firefox add-on calledShaved …